| 00:00 - 00:03 | You compleated your opener without a problem. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your opponents are Space Marines, Eldar, and Tau |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | which are located here, here, here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You should push up to the relic and try to hold your position. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This will set you up for the Baneblade in lategame. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Build turrets to protect the relic |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That will keep them at bay. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Tau |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They already have 3 Fire Warrior squads |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The turrets are gone and all of the Guardsmen were slaughtered. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you play anything but Tau, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IT'S ALL GONE. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ALL MY WORK AND PLANNING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE TAU FUCKS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | KILLED BY A FORCE I CAN'T EVEN SEE. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY ARE UNKILLABLE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I TRY COMBAT BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET INTO SIGHT RANGE. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BULLSHIT BLUE FUCKS. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer just use melee, the Tau are weak to it. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK YOUR MELEE, I CAN'T EVEN GET INTO SIGHT RANGE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, just use Basilisks and trace the gunshots back. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THE FUCK YOU MEAN BASILISKS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I CAN'T AFFORD THEM |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THE TAU ALREADY BLEW UP ALL OF MY LISTENING POSTS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IM FUCKING BROKE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I CANT EVEN BUILD A MECHANIZED COMMAND |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NEVER MIND MAKE THE FUCKING THINGS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND NOW THEY HAVE SET UP A PERIMITER AROUND MY BASE. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | MOVING ANYTHING IS A DEATH SENTENCE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IM FUCKING FUCKED LIKE THE TIME I FOUGHT STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm a proud player |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I try my hardest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | For the Imperium |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Only to be foiled |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BY A NO SKILL, BULLSHIT RACE THAT SHOOTS YOU FROM A MILE AWAY. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | TRY AND CONTEST AND YOU ARE FUCKED |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I tried to set up a defence |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But how do you defend against that? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NOW HE'S JUST TOYING WITH ME |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he'll pick Tau next game. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm done |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The markers are on my base. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The missles are coming. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The game is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even if I did something different |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They have the fucking stealthsuits so scout my base |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Good Game. |
