| 00:00 - 00:03 | NAMS 2012 was held in Dundee |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It was a 12 hour coach each way and people didnt want to make the commitment |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In the end only six boys made the trip |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One dressed as a bear... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They called it Super-NAMSies. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well we wont win the football |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but at least they can bowl like champions |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dundee
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| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dundee Megabowl closed down last year Sir, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | there were no lanes in all North-East Scotland. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you didnt make yourself available for NAMS, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | NO BOWLING! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NO FUCKING BOWLING!! WHO ORGANISED THIS BULLSHIT?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WAS IT THAT GINGER TWAT ORRN? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I SWEAR I'LL SHOVE THAT ORGANISATIONAL UMBRELLA UP HIS ASS AND OPEN IT! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We used to turn boys down |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THESE DAYS HARRY POSNER GETS INVITED ALONG! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'd rather let Louis practise hymen-penetration on my little sister |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | than let other teams think Posner was in our 1st team! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You haven't heard about the NAMS bear yet |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THE NAMS BEAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We thought it might be funny... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Some imbecile fresher who got his ass kicked by a bollard prancing around in a bear costume |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Sounds like the sort of shit Hockey do before a gay orgy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If he gets the Mary's Scholarship, I'm leaving the club! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This club used to have pride, real pride |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not the sort Hughesy marches through Soho for |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Super NAMS-ies?! This is supposed to be the cream of the club. And who do we bring?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A Half-Albert with less chat than bloody netball clunge |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And an ass-clown with a pervert girlfriend |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | When your 1st team AND Club Captain don't make the effort, what hope do we have? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who sends an email out only 3 days before the tournament? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We didnt have a single training session since Christmas |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We lost Varsity, our 1s got relegated and our 3s got spanked in the UH final |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now we got six boys to go to NAMS and we didnt even go bowling |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | To have to stand on those pitches at the tournament and have the other teams know we were a joke
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| 02:54 - 02:56 | That is the final humiliation. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The club will pay for this. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The initials on everyones stash are being changed to T.W.A.T |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stop your snivelling Shonagh |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Weve got one chance.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have to go to Newcastle next year and bring that trophy home |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | One chance |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If were not going to play football |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we may as well all join Light Opera |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least Mr Teoh would still love us |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | One chance...Newcastle 2013 |
