| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we just overheard a conversation with Chief Yates |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We were having lunch at demos |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | caption text here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we sat here, Chief and Connie sat here. |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | caption text here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we we heard, there are going to be some changes on SWAT |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Possibly a personnel order... and maybe moving the SWAT barn here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What kind of Personnel Order? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What could it possibly be? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chief... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chief is putting Captain Roper in charge of SWAT! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All tactical decisions will have to go through him. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out unless: a team leader, assistant team leader, doc, or sniper |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a MISTAKE!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A REALLY BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why in the hell would he do that? Is he retarded? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What does he think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The whole damn team is going to quit. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And what the hell is CALEA going to say about this? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They are gonna be fucking pissed! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They'll take those damn stickers off our cars |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Chief said it's CALEA compliant. Everything will be fine.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you shitting me? You can't be serious! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Captain Roper was in CID... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah and he didn't even close a case the entire time he was back there |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He can't even spell SWAT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He couldn't make an entry on one of those |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | tents those Hippie Occupy Protesters live in... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HELL! He would probably try and use a ram |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This whole thing is complete and utter horse shit! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Can you imagine what training days will be like with Captain Roper there? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Morale will be in the shitter! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He will walk around with no fucking clue as to what's going on like he's Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are completely fucked! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why would Chief do this? He might as well rip out our hearts |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Captain Roper over SWAT... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is too much... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is the kind of bullshit that always happens when things are going so well on the team |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's going to be in the middle of everything, screwing it all up |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't wait till we run a range |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He probably won't even bring his damn gun |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can't remember the last time he even qualified |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's true. He can't hit shit! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The glory days of SWAT are gone |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We might as well prepare ourselves to bring the trailer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and being pissed off. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The fun is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Cooper standards will be the new way of life... that shit is so out of date. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like having your fingers interlocked behind your head. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We all know how this ends. |
