| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir PACK PRIDE is up to their old tricks again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It appears Manilishi is back... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | his last post was from Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It appears those guys are smart |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they really know their way around the internet. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Graduates don't scare me... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | degrees are given out, like parking tickets |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tell him Montross |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Roy... these guys aren't from UNC |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They actually earned their degrees ... real classes too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All UNC fans with degrees from other schools get out, now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | State grads... armed with computers |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you have got to be daggum kidding |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dumb can PJ be... was that car not good enough for him |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is worse than Tami and the Dental School |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | that Bimbo |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Well at least FATS didn't talk to the media |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Just make sure he stays quiet |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we have enough media connections to squash this. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he spoke to USA Today |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fedora, what on earth are you talking about... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Read the paper myself inside "Keenum" Stadium |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I swear, where on earth did they find you... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | can't pronounce anything right... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I miss Butch... he had it going on |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Those rogue tutors and Austin got him... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | well and the runners, and agents too |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There must be something we can do to clean this up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We need to outsmart those guys at Pack Pride |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We've had years to practice this cover-up stuff... we should be great by now |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Without cheating we will falter. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I couldn't succeed at Kansas... I needed more help |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I needed "The Carolina Way" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fake classes... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | nice cars, tons of dirty money... all led to success! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now its all slipping away |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We must defeat the internet |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | delete all of our accounts |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Start with all of FATS pictures |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh Tami, he doesn't mean those pics |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We will defeat this World Wide Web |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Facebook, Twitter, Instagram... all of it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I hope... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Don't worry sissies |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We all know we have the ultimate fail safe |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | PLAN "LETTER AFTER A" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Build more Wal- Marts. |
