| 00:00 - 00:03 | it appears Eva got a cab to Hamburg |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but he went via Dusseldorf |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | stopping at a bierkeller and a KFC south of Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | asking for directions here but continued going in circles |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and was last spotted driving down a pedestrian tunnel,here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | he kept going around in circles despite having a Sat Nav? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | again and again? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ...it appears |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Eva |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it appears she booked an Uber cab |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | she made a mistake |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | she booked an Uber cab ...crap ...taxi driver? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | i've told her a thousand times! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ...they are damn useless,use the finest cabs only |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | never book a damn Prius,they're idiots |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...stupid TFL,Establishment Idiots! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | i'll never see her again |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | probaly hanging upside down in a Prius |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...some idiot f****** fell asleep at the wheel again |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I told her,never book an Uber |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | its too late,she was obviously tempted by the cheap discount offer!? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | cheap? f****** cheap? she's not that stupid! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | mein Fuhrer,obviously she was |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | how dare you say that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | she is not obsessed with her iPhone |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | she is wiser than that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | she knows black cabs are the finest |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | she would never order Uber garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | stupid people working at the minimum wage |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | not having a clue how they are being abused |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | by these Corporations,its,its ridiculous |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | upon ridiculous,I should have teamed up with Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we should have bombed Eton |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and kept the black cabs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | at least they know |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | at least they know where they are f****** going! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | if I left the Spear of Destiny |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | in the back of a F****** black cab |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | at least i'd know i would get it back |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I never have to visit the lost property office,never |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they would bring it back and i'd bung 'em a tenner! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ...don't worry,stay positive |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | stupid people will be the death of me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | finest cabs in the world,she booked an Uber,stupid fool |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | given up her bank detail |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | a prick,she's not alone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | what is the world coming to,do they not realise |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | whats really going on? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | the finest will be no more.... |
