| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know we are at war with the Aztecs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Their troops have taken Munich |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And are advancing towards Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Unless we stop them now |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They will win a domination victory |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A musketman will be built in 3 turns |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Musketmen... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Musketmen are completly obsolete |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The rest of the world is using infantry and tanks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't think I can win, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY IS THE AI SO UNBEATABLE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT THIS GAME |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why is Chieftan level so hard |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All the AI in the game are fighting me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND WHY? I HAVE NOTHING FOR THEM TO TAKE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IT'S FUCKING UNBEATABLE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NO ONE CAN WIN THIS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer this game is easy, you just suck |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | EXCUSE ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, you are playing on the easiest difficulty |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THATS NOT TRUE, THIS MUST BE THE HARDEST |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I MEAN REALLY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ITS IMPOSSIBLE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | HOW IS ANYONE EXPECTED TO ENJOY A GAME THATS IMPOSSIBLE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND NO ONE HAS EVER BEATEN IT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THE COMPLETE EDITION WAS 130 FUCKING DOLLARS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS PIECE OF SHIT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON THIS GAME |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND I GET AN UNPLAYABLE MOUND OF GARBAGE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm sorry, I didn't mean that... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least I can beat Bryan because he always plays Venice |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Like seriously, who picks Venice |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What an idiot |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Although I heard that Oliver guy is super good |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll never be as good as him |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He's just so amazing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I dont know how he does it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BUT THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we can still play toribash |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We've lost this game |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is hopeless |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm done |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The game is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I cant believe I spent $130 on this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | When I could have bought the new COD game |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Uninstall the game... |
