| 00:00 - 00:03 | The NFL season is starting soon. We will soon have something to watch on TV. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Many people are lining up to cheer for the Washington Redskins. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Their training camp is being held here for offense and here for defense. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The coach decided to split up the team for training camp this year. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We're thinking the Redskins will have a good team this year. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm looking forward to seeing them play. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Thank God I don't know any body who supports the Cowboys. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fueher. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has let it be known that, against your wishes, he is a Cowboys supporter. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says he's liked them ever since the Clint Longley game. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want to speak to Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdoff. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you talking about? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You're telling me Steiner isn't a Skins fan? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He has sat with me, watching games and cheering for the Redskins! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now I find out it was all fake? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My top general is cheering for the Cowboys. I should have him shot. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't believe that, in my midst there are Cowboy fans. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You all make me sick. How many more of you feel this way? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Well, you can just take your damn Cowboys and...well, just move to Texas. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuerher, I also find the Cowboys entertaining. They have fielded some good teams. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They haven't done SHIT since Tom Landry was the coach. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuerher, they have gone to the playoffs since Jerry Jones bought the team. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jerry Jones is a loser. He can't keep his meddling hands off the team. The Redskins are much better. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We've won three Super Bowls. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We have won it with three different quarterbacks. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Cowboys are just a bunch of pansies. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even Romo looks like a little girl when he's not in uniform. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He chokes in all the big games. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Redskins could kick their collective asses any day of the week. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But we have the same problem now. An owner who won't stay out of it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We've had about fifty coaches since Snyder bought the team. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe all of this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't understand how. I don't understand why. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We have strong linemen, fast runners, and still we lose all the time. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I give up. I don't care if Steiner or anyone else is a Cowboys fan. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But I will NEVER quit cheering for my beloved team. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swore an oath that the Redskins would be my team for eternity. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I also swore to never cheer for the Cowboys. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't tell you how much it grieves me to find myself surrounded by Cowboys fans. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They won't win anything this year, but the 'skins probably won't either. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Greta, I won't tell him you like Romo...don't worry. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess it's going to be another disappointing season. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just can't believe I know people who are Cowboys fans. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I must face reality. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I will never cheer for the Cowboys. You all do what you want. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we should go to the game in Dallas. That stadium is supposed to be something else. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The scoreboard is bigger than about ten Junkers bombers. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | As bad as it's been since Snyder bought the Redskins, it's better than cheering for the Cowboys. |
