| 00:00 - 00:03 | Führer, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your Browns tickets arrived today |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | prices were raised across the board |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | fans are yet again attemping to be optimistic |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we honestly believe they are going to start McCown |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do you really expect me to believe this? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | McCown and Manziel? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He won the heisman |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We still hope he can supplant McCown.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is no reason to believe he is a bust yet |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wanted Teddy Bridgewater leave now, |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | EVERY YEAR! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We gobble this crap up and show up by the thousands |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the Browns are a laughing stock, McCown?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I sware the guy is a grandfather, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and can we draft a reciever already? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | RAY FARMER COULDN'T BUILD A TEAM TO BEAT THE BUCKEYES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Can I see a playoff game before I DIE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Steelers fans dont even respect us anymore! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Browns have a rich history. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DOES IT LOOK LIKE 1964 TO YOU? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We all thought Johnny was legit |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Legit? He is four foot tall. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | UNICORNS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They raise ticket prices for this garbage |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BUT SOMEHOW WE WILL SELL OUT THE GAMES |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They are wasting important years |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Joe Thomas, Joe Haden arent getting younger |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Garcia, Delhome, this is a joke! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How many retreads do they have to sell us on |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Hilary Clinton knows more about football than Ray |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You need a quarterback, period |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Give me Roethlisberger, Flacco. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Anything but McCown... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dwayne Bowe |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | didn't even catch a touchdown last year. RETIREMENT HOME! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Atleast our defense will keep the score low |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But we cant even |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | SCORE TEN POINTS A GAME! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Im sick of convincing myself |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We can still win eight.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This team will never change. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We are cursed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just a dream.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Never win a Super Bowl |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My grandfather died with a Garcia jersey |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I refuse to root for McCown |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will still go to the opener though |
