| 00:00 - 00:05 | After President Trumps election, all scientists with foreign names |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | were laid off at NASA. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I wasn't sure what to do - but then I thought |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | it's a chance to combine two things I love - Engineering and Farting. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | it's not hard to build a fart machine |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | but ... but .... |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | . ... I ... I .. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | took it up a notch at NASA |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | and put it into the space shuttle |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I .... I... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | it goes off when ... you say Mr. President ... .shake hands .. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | or ... say Houston ... we've got a problem |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and... I used my own vapours ... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Now my friend Jorge |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | put the fart chip in all the space souvenirs |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | tourists take them home |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | all across the States |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and anytime Trump visits |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | NASA ... and someone says Mr. President |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | - he gets a blast of my farts |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I love it ... I love it ... Trump ...idiot. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | - I'm now working a crap machine .. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I just have figure out how to work the rockets |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | and ... light the turds on fire |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | that's not easy you know |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | they can explode so you can't be too close |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | it stinks ... but it's worth it |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I'm a genius |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | ... a real rocket scientist |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | - You can't open a window in space you know |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I love it |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I going to lose it |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I don't need that stupid job .. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I'm an inventor |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I going to get a patent |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | make millions |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | on farts |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | on farts yeah |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | isn't life great |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | oh .. I am sad now |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | so sad ... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | ooh that was good |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | please end this interview now |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | don't ever ask me about this again |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | ok ok -- |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | space farts |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | yeah that's a good one |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | please , please shoot me now ... |
