| 00:00 - 00:03 | The RSS is growing stronger in India |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have opened up a lot of new shakhas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are expanding in the east |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Also, their frontal organisation BJP is in power at the centre |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Only a few regional states are holding out |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We will make them our allies. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who leads the BJP and the RSS? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | unfortunately |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | unfortunately, the BJP is led by Narendra Modi |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the RSS by Mohan Bhagwat |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those in the room with two balls, please leave. The rest, stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those two have less brains than Mussolini |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They have less brains than even George Bush |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The last time Mohan Bhagwat was here he carried bottles of cow urine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You could smell the stuff from across Berlin |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and that other guy, Modi, always bragging |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I killed a lion, I killed a tiger, I killed a terrorist |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even my SS guardsmen share jokes on whatsapp about him |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All across the world, they are calling him FEKU! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, you should not talk about him like that.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up, he is known everywhere as FEKU! Everywhere! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, he is our only hope in India.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then our only hope in India is a pompous ass! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He made many promises before the elections.. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He said I will bring back all the black money from Swiss banks |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He said I will bring down inflation |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now all he does is tour the world and take selfies |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even that is bad photography |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He has a team of idiots who create fake images using photoshop on Facebook |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And then everybody finds out they are fake |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have taken him to Moscow and given him to Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All he keeps saying in his speeches is |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 'I am Narendra Modi, I am Vikas Purus, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Good Days will come' |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Modi and Bhagwat.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Is this what the great ideal of fascism has come to? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We have to depend on these two idiots to spread our ideas in India? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That guy Bhagwat is fatter than Goring here. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and he has the nerve to wear khaki shorts |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and he does not even wax his legs! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok. I know it was not a pleasant sight. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But we have to be realistic |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We dont have any choice, we have to work with them |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's unfortunate.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is to train them |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Atleast we should be thankful we don't have to deal with Rahul Sinha |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would sooner shoot myself in the head. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Begin the training process.. |
