| 00:00 - 00:02 | Cologne - 2440 BC |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Where's that explosive sound come from? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Mein Führer, France declared war with us this morning |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The city wall of Cologne is under heavy fire. |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | Napoleon's triemes and infantries already damaged part of our wall. |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | What the hell are our armies is doing? |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | We don't know, I got Koller from Berlin on the line |
| 00:18 - 00:20 | Koller? Give me the phone. |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | Koller, Do you know Cologne is under enemy fire? |
| 00:25 - 00:26 | No. |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | Didn't declaration of war from France reach Berlin? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | No, I don't know what you're talking about. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They know I took a vacation here. |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | They must know I'm in Cologne from Israeli scout. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | I don't think that would be possible. |
| 00:40 - 00:42 | Declaration of War from the French just reach us. |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | I think it is very likely now. |
| 00:43 - 00:48 | Israel and Poland also declared war upon us |
| 00:48 - 00:49 | I guess this was to be expected. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | We are lucky David's Mossad didn't got you yet. |
| 00:52 - 00:54 | We are at war with three civ at once and you say I'm lucky? |
| 00:54 - 00:56 | Do you think it is funny? |
| 00:56 - 01:00 | When I return to Berlin, You and Germany's foe will be all dead!! |
| 01:01 - 01:02 | This is ridiculous. |
| 01:03 - 01:07 | Instead of the damned Byzantines or Romans |
| 01:07 - 01:10 | They want me to be first to be wiped out. |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | Mein Führer, Cologne's defense wouldn't stand for long, |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | What's your order? |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Piss off. |
