| 00:00 - 00:03 | The FDA is requiring that we modify our current food safety plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are still using HACCP principles but in a new way |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But this will affect our pickle spice mix from Wisconsin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Preventive Control Rule demands we have strict supplier control |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We should start an account with Whilhelm's Gourmet, immediately |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Whilhelm's spices are tasteless |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let's stay with Steiner's Spices |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner does not have a HACCP plan or test final product |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He also doesn't have an allergen control program. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except for QA |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is ridiculous! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who gives a shit if Steiner doesn't have a HACCP plan |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I could rub Steiner's spice mixes with a dead chicken |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And my pickles would be virtually sterile |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What is the FDA thinking? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No one has ever gotten sick from pickles! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Show me one person who has been ill from pickles! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You can't, because it's impossible. They are too acidic |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the FDA want's us to consider children, pregnant women and the elderly |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | An old woman could eat my pickles from my asshole! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about an allergen plan? Allergens could affect anyone |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That is what angers me the most |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He doesn't have an allergen in his plant! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And yet the FDA wants an allergen plan |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | For what? So he can write down: |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I look for allergens every day in ever corner of my plant. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | When he hasn't even purchased any |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Are they worried he might vomit an allergen into his spices? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This defies common sense |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've been been buying from him for years and never once had a problem |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I bought Steiner's spices when making pickles in my garage |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was working at a progressive tech company, but pickles were my passion |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My friends said they were the best pickles they had ever tasted |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They were the best |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now every natural foods store in San Francisco wants them |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's USDA organic and GMO and gluten free |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We must have used a forest's worth of paper to comply |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Gunter, I paid you for 6 months just to put binders together |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All this money on you instead of pickles |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't mean it, he promised our auditor that QA has his support. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have a confession |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our investors pulled out last week |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I have been covering the difference |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I won't spend thousands on a QA software |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm a pickle-maker, not Scrooge McDuck |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I had that much money |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wouldn't need to make pickles |
