| 00:00 - 00:03 | This part of Chesterfield has been declared |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | a bird santuary so we are |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | asking all the birds to fly up here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and they should arrive safely for the |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Kingham Bird Festival in the Grove |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get me 2 tickets to the Woodpecker Exhibit |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I love woodpeckers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Taz |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Taz killed another woodpecker |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Woodpecker exhibit has been cancelled |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you rooted for Sylvester over Tweety, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That damn cat killed another bird |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't believe he killed another bird |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Doesn't he understand I conquered Europe |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the hell does he think he is |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Holy shit |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | that cat has no respect |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We must do something to protect |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | every bird against these damn cats |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, cats have been killing birds for centuries - its their nature |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want your excuses - think of something |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer - there is nothing we can do Taz is too smart |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You are so weak - unable to stop a cat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Invent something |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dogs are rolling in his poop like he is |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | some sort of nobility |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We can build the world's best submarines |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but we can't stop a cat from |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | killing an innocent woodpecker |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If it was a sparrow, I could tolerate that |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but this cat is crueler than Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have worked so hard for birds |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He has no idea how this "impacts me" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He is probably training cats in Coalbrook too |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Next he will go to Gravity Hill |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I fought hard for Kingham |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and now Taz that feline |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Taz is going after |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the blood of anything with feathers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He better not get any Oriole blood |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he doesn't mean the Baltimore Orioles |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So, its over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Taz has won. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's awful |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Its time to move on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | to barking dogs and |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ants at the pool |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anyone have any Raid? |
