| 00:00 - 00:03 | The idea was to go on a pub crawl |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We started at the hotel |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then to here, the to Caville avenue |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We were not allowed to see any strippers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Have no fun, and not be disrespectful at any time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So, what the fuck happened? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I heard of the rumours |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lisa... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Things... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Things, got out of control |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Some boys even saw tits |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not in the bridal party get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell were they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You were supposed to have a quiet night with no fun! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And Ben got dressed in a french maid outfit? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Tony got his cock burnt by a hair dryer? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Thats NOT funny! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And what about Terrence? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Pouring booze down a chicks bikini top in the hot tub? |
| 01:37 - 01:37 | At least Curnow went to bed at a reasonable hour! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Lisa, why did you let Hoger organise it then? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know Hoger can be a jerk! But surely he can follow instructions! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Lisa, we had all intentions of have a nice quiet night |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then why did Ben get vomit in his gorgeous hair? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There is very little left! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Then the girls come along... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And dress me up as a dirty pirate hooker! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Walking around surfers having people laugh and make jokes about me! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Did you fucking hear what they said? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They said "Dammm, I can see where you hid all of your pirate booty..." |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I know i have put on a little weight |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But if I let Ben eat all the food he may one day grow stronger than me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If I dont eat his share |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He could break free of his shackles |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and leave the rape dungeon! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So, did yas have a good night? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You got kicked out of the 2nd pub that you went to! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Sheep, Wade and Teza defied my orders by going to a strip club! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Your lucky Ben's a little bitch and didn't go! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And what was Luke doing with a blow dryer in the toilet? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How the fuck did he burn Tony's cock? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Sam. I'm sure it will heal. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hope you boys had your fun. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Don't expect Ben to come out with you ever again. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He's mine |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He will rarely leave the house. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He will open the car door for me like Aitcho does for Kathryn |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And he will fertalise my seed, until we have enough children to form a family band. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And you all won't be invited. |
