00:00 - 00:03 | We've seen him going between Hobart and Launnie |
00:04 - 00:05 | At the moment, we believe he's in Hobart, here, if not, |
00:05 - 00:07 | he's at Zap Glenorchy which is here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | He thinks he's a heavy lifter, but he benches about as much as a sick girl... |
00:12 - 00:15 | I saw him once being out lifted by Sam Hunt here at Zap Campbelltown |
00:17 - 00:19 | Sam Hunt.. That's not possible. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Surely you mean someone stronger like.. Le Crawf? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Sullivan... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sullivan had a staph infection making him unable to lift heavy |
00:34 - 00:36 | Jordan Harris lifts twice as heavy |
00:53 - 00:58 | Morris-Nunn, Package, Beamish, Bewick, Schoenmakers, get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What a weak piece of shit!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | He can barely bench a toothpick..!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Yet he tells me he could be playing at AFL level?!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I've seen him kick, he looks like Raph Clarke on Valium! |
01:29 - 01:31 | He's a fuckin joker!!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I can hear the ugly bitch he's slaying out there crying! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Surely with his big mouth talking smack he could at least pull one hot bird |
01:37 - 01:40 | And yes i'm talking about a bird under the 120kg mark! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, Sullivan says he does dick them! |
01:42 - 01:46 | He also told me he's BFF with Chris Tarrant, doesnt mean its true! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, at least he tries his guts out at FIFA |
01:48 - 01:52 | He is the single worst FIFA player I've ever seen, Crawford beat him 21-0!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | what a fuck up! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Oh I got 40 possessions in the wet with a heavy tag" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "I probably kicked goal of the year on the wrong foot!" |
02:04 - 02:08 | He plays for the tiges and doesn't even train the spastic fuck! |
02:08 - 02:13 | he'd get 15 loose ball get clangers on a good day |
02:14 - 02:16 | And he burns his teammates |
02:17 - 02:21 | The single most selfish 'I'll do it myself' hero in the TSL |
02:27 - 02:29 | Reckons he's better than my boy Laycock |
02:30 - 02:34 | But he's got no chest, and he's at knee level to the big fulla |
02:34 - 02:36 | No wonder Harris and The Ox Crawford give him hell |
02:41 - 02:42 | Too much smack talk |
02:43 - 02:47 | Anyone would think he's Eamon Sullivan the way he talks himself up |
02:48 - 02:53 | Or even another member of the 2000 Olympics mens swimming team, Thorpey springs to mind! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Both as homo as each other |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who the fuck does he think he's fooling? |
03:00 - 03:02 | He likes Ed Sheeran and he's a 23 year old bloke...! |
03:04 - 03:07 | I can't believe you boinked him you lut |
03:14 - 03:16 | He always drank way too much sambucca |
03:19 - 03:23 | And I'd find him in Lloyds para amongst the bogans and luts |
03:25 - 03:26 | "killing it" he'd say |
03:31 - 03:33 | He wasn't 'killing it.' |
03:40 - 03:46 | He only kills it when he's at home and he puts his hair up in a little pony tail thing |
03:46 - 03:49 | Until he wears it in public, he'll always just be, the brother of Luke. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Go the Magpies. |