00:00 - 00:03 | Yea Conor White still got no shift at the races |
00:04 - 00:05 | Of course that means that hes still a frigid |
00:05 - 00:07 | mainly due to his uglyness n awkwarness |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, theres a strong possibility hes gay. |
00:12 - 00:15 | although he does maintain that he kissed a girl on holidays... |
00:17 - 00:19 | And what of Pa Stapleton? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Who did he shift at the races? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Hitler boi... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Feen.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | He fell and split his head outside Kebabish |
00:34 - 00:36 | He was taken to hospital and put in a nappy |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesnt think hes gay...get the fuck out of the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck was he doing?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | A Nappy!! And i presume a backless gown too!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | An embarrassment to the boys is all he is now!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | His hard man reputation is in tatters. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Hes fuuuuuuuuuucked!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Even Mac is cooler than him now |
01:34 - 01:37 | And Mac is a douchebag!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | He has a small willie too his girlfriend says.... |
01:40 - 01:42 | Horsebox, Pa is still cool... |
01:42 - 01:46 | He is in his fuck he was dressed up as a 19 year old baby!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | B-b-but he didnt wet the nappy |
01:48 - 01:52 | It doesnt fuckin matter he was still wearing one |
01:53 - 01:54 | Hel never live it down |
01:56 - 01:57 | Did he even get a kebab? |
01:57 - 02:00 | He fell outside Kebabish and probably still didnt get a kebab!! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Its a wodner white wasn't there to take advantage of him when he fell... |
02:04 - 02:08 | We all know what the cunt is like he'l have sex with anything. |
02:08 - 02:13 | His standard dropped ever since Frank the Tank at dundrum. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Ah lads our reputation is fucked. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Even Maeve Dunne will be laughin at us now |
02:27 - 02:29 | And thats the lowest of the low... |
02:30 - 02:34 | Why couldnt he just not fall? |
02:34 - 02:36 | Then we wouldnt be in this mess!! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Where was Jimmy.... |
02:43 - 02:47 | He would have held Pa up and refused to let em put a nappy on him. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Oh dear Lord wer ruined, like Pa's nappy was ruined when he soiled it. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Everybody is gonna start calling him PAmpers... |
02:56 - 02:59 | And if not that they'l call him Huggies... |
03:00 - 03:02 | Never mind the fact he had a BACKLESS FUCKIN GOWN!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Ellie, he still loves you. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Even the island field boys will be laughin at us after this one |
03:19 - 03:23 | I call hear their insults already... |
03:25 - 03:26 | "Haaaa dat Pa queer had a nappy on kiid." |
03:31 - 03:33 | A drink....is badly needed after this |
03:40 - 03:46 | Get me 10 cans of the Dew and a naggin of Kulov |
03:46 - 03:49 | Im going to drink myself into oblivion to try n forget this. |
03:53 - 03:56 | No cans for Pa though, hel need to be put into a nappy again after em....oh neesus |