00:00 - 00:03Today Border Force will announce Operation Racist Derpitude
00:04 - 00:05to round up people who we don't think belong in Australia
00:05 - 00:07we will enter Melbourne
00:08 - 00:12and take the steps of Flinders St Station
00:12 - 00:15to support the racist ranters on public transport
00:17 - 00:19And there'll be great adulation
00:19 - 00:21for this racist derpity?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer ...
00:27 - 00:28Tony, there are
00:31 - 00:33There is electronic graffiti and the rabble are gathering
00:34 - 00:36No Nuremburg-style Rally
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave the room except Quaedvlieg, Dutton, Christensen and Morrison
01:13 - 01:15$10 million on uniforms!
01:15 - 01:17We spent fucking $10 million on uniforms!
01:18 - 01:23This rabble in Melbourne, with their bullying of Reclaim Australia
01:25 - 01:28Why do they not love those uniforms as I do?
01:29 - 01:31And all these jokes about me on the twitter
01:31 - 01:34I will show them that Border Force is greater than the SS
01:34 - 01:37Deport them all! Round them up and send them to Nauru
01:37 - 01:40Shut down the internet! Transfield could do this!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, Transfield are having problems of their own
01:42 - 01:46I don't care. No more jokes about me on the ABC!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, we cannot deport everyone
01:48 - 01:52We can't even do a press conference in latte-sipping Melbourne
01:53 - 01:54These anti-racists ...
01:56 - 01:57who don't love Britain and its King.
01:57 - 02:00What was this country before 1788 but bush?
02:00 - 02:03We brought barbed wire fences, a penal colony, coal!
02:04 - 02:08But they persist with their lifestyle choices
02:08 - 02:13and make jokes about my living in the police dormitory
02:14 - 02:16Do they not understand that
02:17 - 02:21I was the heir to the great man himself! B.A Santamaria!!.
02:27 - 02:29Shit happens to other people.
02:30 - 02:34But not to me. Not to the Captain.
02:34 - 02:36I am the Captain of Team Australia
02:41 - 02:42Fortitude.
02:43 - 02:47For the love of King and Country, more English than England
02:48 - 02:53You bet you are. You bet I am. You bet I am.
02:54 - 02:56Even Morrison is stalking me with 6% support in the polls
02:56 - 02:59Rupert is backing Morrison with only 6% support in the polls!
03:00 - 03:02Why did I listen to that blithering idiot Bolt!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Rupert's too crazy to sack Bolt
03:14 - 03:16Maybe we could have some more flags
03:19 - 03:23Western civilisation came to this country in 1788
03:25 - 03:27and I’m proud of that
03:31 - 03:33as an English migrant.
03:40 - 03:46Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it’s not necessarily
03:46 - 03:49everyone’s place to come to Australia.
03:53 - 03:56Add twenty more flags