| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lads, This is a map of Dublin. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I have all the Nandos restraunats pinpointed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here Here and Here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I heard the Nando's in Swords makes it EXTRA cheeky |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But the one on Mary Street is a kip |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah I got the scutters from the one in Mary Street. Fucking Kip |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I could of Gased a few more Jews with the smell of it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bro |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ermh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The one is Swords is overbooked, The can and will not be able to fit you in ASAP |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The only one thats available is Mary's Street |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone that never got the scutters from Mary Street Nandos, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I want a fucking cheeky Nandos from Swords |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I gassed millions of Jews |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I just want a cheeky fucking nandos that doesn't make me shit lava |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had to apply burn cream to me fucking hole the last time |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's okay Shaniqua |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Me doctor was pissing himself laughing at the burns.. the cunt |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I will not eat in Mary's street. I want it from fucking swords |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even if I have to kill more people I will do it to get my butterfly chicken |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bro It can't be done. I tried everything |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If you dont get me a seat I will ground you down and make you into PIRI PIRI sauce |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Stop roaring at me ye cunt get the table yourself |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How dare you talk to me like that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll get your da locked up again |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | selling the white stuff on Moore street the scumbag |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Wouldn't even give me a family discount last week |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | even after I paid someone to carry it up there bum from Columbia |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You're an ungrateful bastard John |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I dont give a boliox I need my cheeky nandos from Swords |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Its been 3 fucking years |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Those spice boxes are nothing compared to a Butterflied chicken with extra hot sauce |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm sorry I just really want a nandos |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Do you get me .. I just love me nandos so I do |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It puts a fire in my chest that hasnt been there since the Holocaust |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I need a nandos in the next 24 hours |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | or I wont be responsible for my actions |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That gay prick Kane Larkin got a cheeky nandos with his Peado boyfriend,Why cant I |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | With his poxy nose |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and his poxy hair styled like the jews |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | His voice puts wrinkles on me forret |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay.. He'll batter Kane in a few |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I dont think Im gonna get one from swords |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just go mary street then |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll bring some shit stopper tablets |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and extra jocks |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am sorry bro |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I lost me dignitiy when I shit myself |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It was embarressing |
