00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, this change is coming from the very top |
00:04 - 00:05 | Sir the PMO's office is forcing this on us |
00:05 - 00:07 | Those baby faced little pr**ks |
00:08 - 00:12 | They don't know what they are doing |
00:12 - 00:15 | We have spent 40 years since integration separating ourselves from the Brits |
00:17 - 00:19 | Are you sure that we have no choice on this? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Cant we talk some sense into those idiots? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
00:27 - 00:28 | The PMO's Office |
00:31 - 00:33 | The PMO's Office has no compromise |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are little boys on a power trip |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who voted Tory, Conservative, Reform..whatever they call it....leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is going on here? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Who is running this Goddamned Army anyway |
01:18 - 01:23 | Those little shits in the PMO will not be tolerated!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | They are setting us back years |
01:29 - 01:31 | Dont they know |
01:31 - 01:34 | That on coalition Operations |
01:34 - 01:37 | All the Brits wear American ranks |
01:37 - 01:40 | Because nobody know what Fu**ing rank they are? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir it's a done deal |
01:42 - 01:46 | It looks ridiculous |
01:46 - 01:48 | I agree but the PMO's Office has tied our hands |
01:48 - 01:52 | Those pr**ks have tied this to the budget haven't they! |
01:53 - 01:54 | My Brigadiers will look like Privates |
01:56 - 01:57 | Major Generals look like 2nd Lieutenants |
01:57 - 02:00 | And those stupid Red Tabs |
02:00 - 02:03 | make us look like a bunch of Banana Republic dictators |
02:04 - 02:08 | This is total BS! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Captains look like 3 star Generals |
02:14 - 02:16 | Their rank looks more impressive than mine! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And Majors look like Warrant Officers |
02:27 - 02:29 | How much is this going to cost? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I have no money for bullets |
02:34 - 02:36 | But now every Officer in the Army needs a new tunic |
02:41 - 02:42 | Pips and Crowns..My Ass! |
02:43 - 02:47 | They want me to say that this is going to save money? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Maybe after a million years |
02:54 - 02:56 | Nobody with half a brain would believe that |
02:56 - 02:59 | The PMO's Office couldn't find their ass with two hands and a flashlight |
03:00 - 03:02 | No one in the Army has any recollection of allegiance to these ranks |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, the Air Force is keeping their Generals ranks untouched |
03:14 - 03:16 | Where do we go from here? |
03:19 - 03:23 | I put up my crossed sword and baton |
03:25 - 03:26 | And one crown |
03:31 - 03:33 | Along with those stupid Red Tabs |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'll look like fu**ing Idi Amin |
03:46 - 03:49 | There's nothing left to do...but... |
03:53 - 03:56 | But vote Green in the next election |