| 00:00 - 00:03 | The teachers are coming to protest Wednesday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are meeting |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They plan on bringing lawn chairs, water bottles, posters, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and other weapons of destruction. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get me the e-mails of the Elle UF Tee. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to know their plans. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But King Bobby... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm not sure... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We're not sure if that is possible. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Is there any other way to do this? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who already received their bribes from ALEC, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Get me the e-mails from the Elle Uf Tee! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not just e-mails! Names and Addresses! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Names! Addresses! Godd*mn Farmville accounts, too! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's okay Ms. Nieland. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I know a plastic surgeon. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not just the Elle Uf Tee. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Bring me the head of the Elle Aye Ehee. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Destroy their alternate plan for fixing education. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's already been shredded, your highness. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shred it again, Kommander White. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes your higness. Just don't make me where the clown shoes of shame once again. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Block the fourth floor! Chain doors! I want road spikes on the interstate exits! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Oh, and an order of cheesy bread. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Block the doors with the bags of money from AT&T and Wal-Mart and the rest of my donors. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Get those Gulen Movement guys to help. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Those charter school security guards that chain up the kids -- get them to chain up the doors! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And when the pizza comes, no one gets any but me! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Remember, no road spikes til after the pizza boy leaves. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We must block the teachers. They wipe boogers and tears! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They hug and scorn and call parents and read stories. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | SWINE! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They say they do it for the 'CHEELDREN'. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm doing it for the children. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sweet, sweet, delicious children. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why won't the other children play with me, Mommy? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why do they call me Piyush the Douche, Mommy? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 'Because you are, son,' she'd say. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then she'd feed me cheesy bread. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You! Bring me cheesy bread and some people to fire. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Brigitte. It's nothing a gender reassignment specialist can't fix. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | King Bobby... the first teachers are arriving. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Before the pizza boy? What happened to 30 minutes or less? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Mr. Champagne, you're fired. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell Tammy and Martha they are fired, too. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fire the pizza boy on your way out. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | *BOLD* -- *EMPOWER* -- *URGENT*--*STATUS QUO* |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Jindal-Bot running out of buzzwords... shorting out now. |
