| 00:00 - 00:03 | Australian Border Force officers will be in Melbourne CBD this weekend. Ready to inspect people's visas |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They will speak with any individual they cross paths with |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are calling this "Operation Fortune" |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Metro Trains, Yarra Trams, The Sheriff's Office, Taxi Services Commision, and Victoria Police |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | will all join forces with ABF as part of this inter agency operation |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This should scare those whining twitterers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | into voting LNP in Canning |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Twitter... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Twitter exploded in opposition to Operation Fortune |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It has been cancelled |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has ever had cold drip coffee from a cafe in Brunswick, Fitzroy, or Collingwood, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU MESS THIS UP!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HUMILIATED BY A BUNCH OF FILTHY HIPSTERS ON TWITTER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's Melbourne. They have shit weather, and no one gives a crap about anything except football or coffee |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All you had to do was fire up the bogans and senior citizens |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And let Andrew Bolt do his thing |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Insinuating you'll stop people randomly in the streets... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NOW. Every hipster with nerd glasses and a beard thinks they're a goddamn preserver of democracy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Because they retweeted links to abc.net.au |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | ABC news is actually pretty good and they have some good shows... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY'RE SOCIALIST COMMIES! THE GUARDIAN IS NO BETTER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That AbbottLovesAnal thing was just an oversight |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The whole country is up in arms about your ridiculous operation |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | #BorderForce TRENDING WORLDWIDE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's electronic graffiti |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Any half competent spin doctor could have seen where this was going |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You don't put concrete statements in press releases for journalists to hang you on |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now they're all gloating we backed down |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And we look like a bunch of piss weak idiots who don't understand the electorate. AGAIN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's shit like this Rupert why is always giving me a hard time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All we have to do is look better than that unlikable two face Shorten |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We were supposed to look like the tough guys |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Finding poor people and foreigners and roughing them up |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now the Greens look like a sensible alternative |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | New uniforms... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | $6.5 million worth. And they're saying they look like Nazi Gestapo officers |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We even bought scary new signs for the airports |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But no one even noticed |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Instead we have a bunch of hipsters protesting in the middle of Flinders Street |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Holding up the trams and traffic |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. The 96 tram goes down Collins Street |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's come to this again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll have to bring out the |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | budgie smugglers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And maybe get Prince Phillip out here |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't know how we'll pull through to the election at this rate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even Leyonhjelm is saying we should cut the crap |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I don't get twitter... |
