00:00 - 00:03 | Operation Fortitude is ready to start |
00:04 - 00:05 | But we have protesters in the CBD |
00:05 - 00:07 | We requested the protesters be checked if they have visas |
00:08 - 00:12 | Captain Abbott says everything is under control |
00:12 - 00:15 | But we have a big problem |
00:17 - 00:19 | There is no problem, |
00:19 - 00:21 | Scott Morrison is the minister for immigration and border protection |
00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Captain Abbott replaced Scott Morrison... |
00:34 - 00:36 | with Peter Dutton |
00:53 - 00:58 | To those who warned me about Peter Dutton please leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | Captain Abbott stuffed up AGAIN! |
01:15 - 01:17 | How can he stuff up so many times?? |
01:18 - 01:23 | George Bush was a mistake, but this guy is a real gem of a failure |
01:25 - 01:28 | How could he give Peter Dutton the Border Security role? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Scott Morrison stopped the boats |
01:31 - 01:34 | And he would have stopped the illegal kitchen hands |
01:34 - 01:37 | How the heck can something like this happen |
01:37 - 01:40 | Those illegal Irish waitresses stealing our jobs |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Captain Abbott gave Scott Morrison the social services role |
01:42 - 01:46 | Scott Morrison shouldn't be sending checks to poor people |
01:46 - 01:48 | But people need to eat |
01:48 - 01:52 | He should be kicking those sneaky South Africans with a fake aussie accent out of the country |
01:53 - 01:54 | He gets the job done! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Dutton is a Queenslander. they always screw up,, |
01:57 - 02:00 | Rudd was a Queenslander! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Boy did he screw up too |
02:04 - 02:08 | All we wanted was to send in Border Force to catch those illegal migrants walking down the street |
02:08 - 02:13 | Who makes a press release giving those Indian IT workers a heads up |
02:14 - 02:16 | The same man who knighted the Queens husband |
02:17 - 02:21 | And tried to make Scott Morrison a good bloke |
02:27 - 02:29 | Raiding a sushi train is not that difficult |
02:30 - 02:34 | You send in Border Force, they have guns and ask for visa documentation |
02:34 - 02:36 | If the quality of the sashimi is good you know the chefs are illegal |
02:41 - 02:42 | What a disaster |
02:43 - 02:47 | Why Scott Morrison is caring about old people is beyond me |
02:48 - 02:53 | He should be kicking illegal French croissant makers back to Paris |
02:54 - 02:56 | Illegal Italians are making coffee everywhere |
02:56 - 02:59 | The pork dumplings are too good in Melbourne |
03:00 - 03:02 | I just wanted to catch them in the act |
03:04 - 03:07 | Everything will be ok...Joe Hockey is the Treasurer |
03:14 - 03:16 | How did Captain Abbott screw up this plan |
03:19 - 03:23 | I had high hopes for Melbourne |
03:25 - 03:27 | To speak in front of 100,000 at the MCG |
03:31 - 03:33 | But there are too many Canadians complaining that they are called Americans |
03:40 - 03:46 | Without Scott Morrison, we will have too many illegal Tasmanians roaming Toorak |
03:46 - 03:49 | Over my dead body |
03:53 - 03:56 | Captain Abbott screwed up again |