| 00:00 - 00:03 | We got some intel about the exam |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A bit of microbiology, musculoskeletal anatomy, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | biochem, and something about Thalassaemia. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Opioid analgesics are in there as well as clinical signs of Hepatitis. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A few questions on Oedema and haemostasis. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Anything on the Krebs cycle? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | erm... |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | Nothing on the Krebs cycle, or the urea one either |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Study group stay. The rest of you leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You bunch of motherfuckers. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking swore that that shit was important. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know how long I worked on learning that crap? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Isocitrate has 6 pissing carbons! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Malate has 4. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That information is about as useful as a limp dick at a brothel. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those pricks did this on purpose. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If I go down you are all coming with me. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you are excellent at PPD domain. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | PPD? You need to pass all the domains. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No one will get that legislation question. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I've already fucking forgotten it. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All of that Public Health crap. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All gone. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm not even sure if it even went in. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You try and study it and end up searching for "epic fail" videos on youtube. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't even tell the difference between sensitivity and specificity. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I spent hours trying to work out what made up the components of consent |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and I can barely remember one. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Krebs cycle was my back up, and now you tell me it's not even in the exam. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I loved that electron transport chain thing |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And how good is that ATP synthase... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it works like a little fan... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...making energy for us. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Which I use for hours trying to memorise the wrong shit! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Literally days of wasted time studying useless material. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bet you pricks didn't even look at it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Probably too busy drawing "mechanisms of fever" flowcharts |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Letting me piss my study hours down the drain. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The Krebs cycle is worth something. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Anything about the iron absorption in there? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can fluff my way through that. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ferritin transports it... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...absorbed as ferric... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's probably a sodium cotransporter involved somewhere too, whatever the fuck that is. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's always one of those pricks; they're everywhere |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I fucking hate this test already. |
