| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have gotten our trial results back |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | World War 1 was super! Absolutely smashed it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In national studies people pushed up into band 6s |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | WW2 was done pretty well overall |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Jordi and Charlie tied for first |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, good, what about in Albert Speer |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely it's as good as the last assessment |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Miller |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ummm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We bombed it. Only two people got full marks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even Charlie got a 20 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody from Karma Corner leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I expect this shit from Karma Corner, but not from you lot! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I expect this shit from Karma Corner, but not from you lot! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Even the Bunnies would perform better than this |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Chloe is never in class! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry Frank, the Bunnies will still make the top 8 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But the rest of you |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm really disappointed in you |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I spent so much time teaching you how to write on Speer |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I don't see how its our fault |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What do you mean? Of course its your fault |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir, Dr Dennett is a very harsh marker |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dr Dennett is a pussycat: the softest man alive |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I've only given five 25's in my life! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He just gave 2! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | So quit your bitching Queen B - Mr. 54! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Same for the rest of you fools! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At this rate, last years class will have more band 6's... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And they only got bloody 1!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Charlie, you were meant to be the chosen one... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But you've gone and got a 20, you may as well have written about Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I give up |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm going to teach Postmodern English... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | No point teaching you guys anymore |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damon Wade... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll knock you out, same with you Oscar Draper! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why did you never listen in class, just talking to Catia! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't even get me started on you Ali... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Your last name is Mirzaev, but you're never Russian to class! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And Ben, you don't even check your marks! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Rebecca, you got 25 in Speer |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And that tennis ball... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I throw it and throw it and it keeps coming back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Lucas, Cian.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You are dead to me... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And Atticus, stop eating in my class. I hope you choke |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Andrew, Jordi, Phoebe, Delphine... just shut the fuck up... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 2015 is a failure. |
