| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here are the Rankings for the 2nd RGB |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see many teams have done very well. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Including teams nobody has ever heard of. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In particular the teams MYM.vn and Poop of Fury. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Nobody has ever heard of these fucking teams. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let me look at those screenshots.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So I can determine how we did. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | NinjaCloud.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | My Leader... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We didn't place top 20. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We followed Mystiq's strategy but we ranked 28. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who made top 20 and didn't beat a top team leave right now.. |
| 01:00 - 01:05 | PKK, #Mystiq, and Aegis Shuffle out of the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW COULD WE RANK LOWER THAN POOP OF FURY?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IT MAKES NO SENSE! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO STEAL THOSE STRATS. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND WE RANKED 28!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I TALKED SO MUCH SHIT GOD DAMN IT |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | TO RANK LOWER THAN UNBEARABLES AND EVERYONE I BMED? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | JUST CAUSE WE DONT UNDERSTAND THE STRATS WE STEAL |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | NINJACLOUD we did as you asked..we tried the banshee strategy and it failed. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HOW COULD WE LOSE!? WE STOLE THE BANSHEE STRAT FROM MYSTIQ |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | NINJACloud we watched those Mystiq Youtube videos.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I told you to have Macy's youtube open during battle! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEN I SEE YOU WATCHING SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT NEW YEARS PARADE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How are you supposed to learn to play by watching balloons float in New York. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fucking Spiderman's laughing at our god damn rank. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Meanwhile here I am running my mouth in Comm chat while we are getting our asses kicked |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you have any idea how embarassing this is? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | After I talked so much shit to that Panda motherfucker named Jay? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you know how hard it is to talk shit with a strategy you didnt even come up with? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | While you fools are just in that room nodding your heads. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can I even show my face in that room anymore. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How am I supposed to strut my tiny nuts in community chat? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And Talk shit to Jay. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He's gonna make fun of me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He's gonna tell me I suck over and over! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I Can't even say shit cause we SUCK |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What kind of noobs is our guild gonna attract now? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They know we are just some cheap knockoff of Mystiq. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | JUST CAUSE U FUCKERS CAN'T COPY A GOD DAMN STRATEGY. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok maybe top teams will take us seriously someday. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I put my heart and soul into that shit talk. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I told those teams I could one round their crystal. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That was a lie. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We suck ass. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need to find a new strategy to steal. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And do incorrectly. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe Casual Teas' |
