| 00:00 - 00:03 | You have gained over 1 million exp this week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you can now use trident of the seas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and you are making good progress to 94 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | once you hit 94 you can use ice barrage on ancient magicks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and start owning noobs in the wilderness |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so ill just keep splashing on spiders |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | until i hit 94 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jagex... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jagex have patched splashing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you can no longer afk splash |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone not ranked in my CC get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | those fucking noobs |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | why didnt they poll this |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i bought a smoke battlestaff especially for this |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | i had it all planned out |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | i could have 94 magic without playing at all |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | how can i afford to high alch |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | im not sitting in a bank clicking a spell all day like a nerd |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | do you know how boring that will be |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my fuhrer you could watch a film and do it at the same time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | what film do you expect me to watch |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my fuhrer there is a new fantastic four movie out |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | another shitty remake for kids |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | all my plans are ruined |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i could have owned in the wilderness with those new spells |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fury Fuhrer was my username |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | noobs would have feared my name throughout runescape |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | now i can never get 94 magic what the hell is wrong with jagex |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | i was gaining exp whilst i slept without doing any work at all |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | i was getting so close |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | now i have to play the game properly and grind it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | splashing was so easy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i was finally getting high levels |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | how am i going to afford to buy nature runes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | mind runes was so cheap and easy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | my highest stat is 56 mining how the hell will i make money |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | get 91 rc and make double nats they say |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | do you think i am running back and forth for hours on end |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | going in the abyss and training |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the monsters are too high level for me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont cry we will figure out a new way |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i can sell my smoke battlestaff |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | buy a few thousand alchs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | maybe some yew longbows |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we will alch to 94 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i can finish watching game of thrones and afk alch in a bank |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | at least i have dual monitors |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | it will be fine |
