| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new Fantastic Four movie... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | has been released in theaters.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and is directed by Josh Trank... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the director of Chronicle... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and is said to be a reboot of the F4 franchise |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can't wait to see Human Torch again |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Johnny Storm is the heart of the team. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Johnny... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Johnny Storm has been cast by a black actor... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And made Sue Storm his adopted sister instead |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that enjoyed the original Fantastic Four movies, leave the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A BLACK HUMAN TORCH???!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I BET TRANK SCREWED UP DOOM AS WELL!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE PROBABLY ALSO MADE THING CGI |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND FUCKED UP THEIR ORIGIN STORY AS WELL! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | TRANK HAS SHIT ALL OVER MARVEL!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE HAS MADE A MOCKERY OF STAN LEE!!!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HE HAS PROBABLY ALSO MADE THEM WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND HAS ALSO REDESIGNED THEIR SUITS TO LOOK STUPID!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I believe that Trank's choices was to make the F4 modern and relevant |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE HAS MADE A MOVIE AS WORSE AS BATMAN AND ROBIN!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the movie is probably very decent! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THE MOVIE WILL FAIL AND DOOM THE F4 FRANCHISE FOREVER!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TRANK HAS FAILED!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | MARVEL MUST TAKE BACK THE RIGHTS TO THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | FOX HAS NO IDEA HOW TO HANDLE THESE CHARACTERS!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | MARVEL WOULD HANDLE THESE CHARACTERS A LOT BETTER!!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MARVEL DIDN'T TAKE THEM BACK SOONER!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THE PEOPLE AT FOX MUST BE PART OF HYDRA!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | DETERMINED TO RUIN THE MARVEL CHARACTERS THAT THEY OWN FOREVER!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That's the only logical explanation for this bullshit!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They should've made a third Fantastic Four movie! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Instead of another fucking reboot!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's bad enough about Spidey!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fox managed to already screw up X-Men |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But managed to fix it with Days of Future Past! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now Fox is doing the same fucking thing to the F4 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bet Stan Lee |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | is sobbing and ranting right now!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | About what an abomination this movie is! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, X-Men: Apocalypse is coming soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Trank has failed. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Has failed Marvel and his movie directing career. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | R.I.P. Trank's career. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's only one thing to do now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Bring me the original Fantastic Four movies so that I can |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | enjoy the only decent films about them. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hopefully Marvel will take them back now. |
