| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lenny, Pat, Paul & Mel are going on a proper piss up this weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they will stay here at the Premier Inn |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then starting off here in Putney high street |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will go on the piss with Joe and Mandy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | before going down to Notting Hill Carnival |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | is that where Lenny fell off the phone box thingy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and hurt his leg |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lenny |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lenny was pissed as a matress |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he was totally rat arsed |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you that didnt go glamping leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That twat said I could go with them |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and they have fucked off without me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They said I could drink rum and coke and eat some of Nashmins Roti |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | the set of bastards |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | he doesnt mean it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Machel Montana is gonna be kicking some big ass Soca and I am stuck in this fucking working mens club |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | with you boring mutha fuckers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | playing fucking dominoes |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher there is nothing wrong with dominoes |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It is fucking shit you fucking tosser |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but there is a a karaoke on later |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I want to be in Notting Hill giving it large |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | drinking rum |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Lenny will be pissed by now |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and telling everyone that he loves them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not playing fucking dominoes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | they will be dancing like no one is watching and running up and down escalators |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and where am I. I am stuck here with you |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | every fucking year they say I can go with them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and they fuck off without me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will show them bastards next year |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will make my own way there |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and drink my own rum |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking wankers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I never get to go anywhere with them |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | am I being unreasonable |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I wanted a carnival for Berlin |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but they can fuck off now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they can shove it up their fucking arses now |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry we will get a carnival |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Next year we will take Trinny Corner for ourselves |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We will glamp out there |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and not invite them |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we might not have Machel Montana but it will be a laugh |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can ask Kylie or Justin Bieber to come and play |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | cos I like them |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and fuck them wankers |
