00:00 - 00:03 | Wayne, some of us are assembled, Dooley is late again |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have people in London, Manchester and darkest Wales |
00:05 - 00:07 | Stephens outpost is here |
00:08 - 00:12 | They are all good people, we should utilise them |
00:12 - 00:15 | it will be good for business, especially here |
00:17 - 00:19 | Sirett, that was a rubbish brief, I am the team leader |
00:19 - 00:24 | Leave me |
00:19 - 00:21 | You have used the wrong map |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
00:27 - 00:28 | Stephens |
00:31 - 00:33 | Some people keep forgetting to do their timesheet |
00:34 - 00:36 | and Sirett had a hissy fit about going to Korea |
00:53 - 00:58 | I can't quite believe what I'm hearing, leave now if you have done your time sheet |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is pathetic |
01:15 - 01:17 | Time sheets will get done on time |
01:18 - 01:23 | and Sirett and Heath will go to Korea |
01:25 - 01:28 | I though Sirett was an ex Para, nails and all that |
01:29 - 01:31 | I invented comedy timesheet captions |
01:31 - 01:34 | Did Dooley ever do anything like that |
01:34 - 01:37 | I'm furious, I'll have Stefano on my back |
01:37 - 01:40 | Everyone needs to get a grip, a grip I tell you |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Wayne we really are doing our best |
01:42 - 01:46 | Don't you get it yet time sheets by lunch time |
01:46 - 01:48 | Forgive me I am not a 3rd Dan like yourself |
01:48 - 01:52 | Then work on it, the Pyjama club is here |
01:53 - 01:54 | And if I don't get 100% compliance next week |
01:56 - 01:57 | I'm sending you all out to Korea with Sirett |
01:57 - 02:00 | That will teach you all and Stefano will be happy with me |
02:00 - 02:03 | Utilisation must be kept high |
02:04 - 02:08 | That goes for the Oil and Gas team listening outside the door |
02:08 - 02:13 | Woman or man all will be utilised every day |
02:14 - 02:16 | Time sheets will get done by lunch time today |
02:17 - 02:21 | No more excuses, and that Sirett needs to get a grip |
02:27 - 02:29 | It is not truth that matters but utilisation |
02:30 - 02:34 | The art is understanding Agresso, I love it |
02:34 - 02:36 | I also have to complete a time sheet |
02:41 - 02:42 | I'm furious |
02:43 - 02:47 | And don't get me started on Sirett again |
02:48 - 02:53 | He goes and comes back a legend |
02:54 - 02:56 | Dooley starts to be on time for meetings |
02:56 - 02:59 | And Stephens, you need to get out of Wales now and then |
03:00 - 03:02 | Utilisation is all that matters |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry Sirett and Heath will probably live |
03:14 - 03:16 | And as for the rest of you |
03:19 - 03:23 | Believe in timesheet compliance |
03:25 - 03:26 | Don't disappoint me again |
03:31 - 03:33 | There will be times that get tougher than this |
03:40 - 03:46 | But I will not give up on comedy timesheet captions |
03:46 - 03:49 | That is essential to running the team |
03:53 - 03:56 | That is all |