| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unfortunately Sir, We have grave news for you. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This morning our intelligence received from the forums |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | that the first German ship, the Tirpitz |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | will not be released with 4.1 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and 4.1 has been delayed for unknown reasons. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not a problem... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll buy the Tirpitz at PAX |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Tirpitz.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wargaming will not be selling the Tirpitz at PAX |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and has no plans to immediately sell the Tirpitz. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't currently a supertester or wants to be one, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY WONT BE SELLING IT AT PAX!?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHY DIDN'T THEY SAY SOMETHING SOONER?!?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How dare they hold back my beloved Tirpitz. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I had my whole weekend at PAX planned around it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even set up a clan battle with the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and they couldn't even release the update! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | FIX THE CV FUCKING AND THE BOARDER HUMPERS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer there will be a new ship at PAX! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OH REALLY! A NEW SHIP AT PAX!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Wargaming says its a new ship for the NA server! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Their definition of a new ship is fucking warped! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS AN OMAHA! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They are so lazy they reskin garbage ships |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and sell them back to us at inflated prices |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and they don't even make decent credits! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Nearly two months into Open Beta and I'm still credit poor! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I bought an Atago and an Atlanta and I still cannot afford to run a tier 10! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but here we go all our problems solved |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | no Tirpitz, I bet that pleases their god STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I ground out the Japanese ships |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even played the American BB line, as painful as it was |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even played the Colorado |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I remember buying into closed beta... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Tojo said "buy the Yubari it's good brah! They will add Germans soon." |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then the horror of this game truly began, that sneaky bastard left out the part about the carriers.... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Bastards in huge flat tops riding the boarder |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Yoloing up with a swarm of planes with my fuck all AA |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Dropping torps from half a boat length away! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry at least they added trees. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All that time grinding all that XP... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Georing was right Warthunder is better |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This game is turning into World of Warplanes... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Redownload Warthunder |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Wargaming has screwed me for the last time, they hype you up then destroy your dreams like a V2 to the face. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will shoot myself before I renew my premium |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Commies. |
