| 00:00 - 00:03 | So language engineering assignment is up |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can set up a basic class in eclipse |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in lab1 here, and lab 2, here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should then be able to submit via the informatics office |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As long as we got student cards and not past the 4pm deadline |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ill start it wednesday |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Java is piss easy, no sweat |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mate.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | errr |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Theres no possibility of java development |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It has to be in Python, NLTK style |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who knows how to program in python or Ruby using eclipse, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | CHOOSING A LANGUAGE I DONT EVEN KNOW!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I can't even go to the student life centre for help! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How is this even legal? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Im completely and utterly FUCKED! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | May as well ask for the shit in CSS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HOW THE HELL IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE BY THURSDAY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | When i CANT EVEN GET THE FUCKER ON MY MAC!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dude its ok Python is a better language I swear |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | i don't give A FLYING FUCK WHATS BETTER you absolute TWAT!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dude, Look i can just install it for you... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You write algorithms down on paper with this fucking pencil you BASTARD! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU DONT EVEN OWN A MAC! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I should be in Digital |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Smashing Sambuca's And slapping Bitches |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | While giving Brighton Uni banter about how shit they are |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ARE YOU ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS, FUCKING PYTHON? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IVE ONLY JUST WRITTEN A FUCKING COMPILER IN 2 WEEKS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even Felt Like Ripping my Fucking Balls Off |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I just ended up walking around the fucking labs all night shouting 'IM STARVING' |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I cant even connect to fucking eduroam |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought I would smash this, Cos I Am The Programmer!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I cant do it in something I cant understand? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | God Damn you Weir!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I should of just taken A FUCKING MEDIA COURSE over at Brighton |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Maybe that way I could of got laid once this year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I dont fucking believe this. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | First I was told to do Human Systems |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEN THEY HAD THE AUDACITY TO FAIL ME FOR IT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Everyone pretty much failed it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im just gonna have to change to History |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least ill be able to get some kind of girlfriend |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with a nice ass |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ill go ask Bill tomorrow |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I think i might even just sack everything, Go to Brighton and study Media |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It will be proper shit, but I won't cry myself to sleep |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck my life |
