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Can't do the gigs
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00:00 - 00:03We've just found out where they've been playing
00:04 - 00:05First they went to Colwyn Bay then to Rainford Junction
00:05 - 00:07Apparently they went down a treat
00:08 - 00:12They played stuff that the audience liked and danced to.
00:12 - 00:15and they even had monkey noises
00:17 - 00:19Did they do Jambalaya
00:19 - 00:21or You Are My Sunshine?
00:24 - 00:26Sid
00:27 - 00:28They did...
00:31 - 00:33They did all new numbers that we can't play
00:34 - 00:36They even did one with an E chord
00:53 - 00:58If you are not on the committee get out
01:13 - 01:15Colwyn Bay and Rainford
01:15 - 01:17I wanted to play them
01:18 - 01:23They were prestigious gigs almost a tour
01:25 - 01:28No bass, No drums
01:29 - 01:31Only a baritone uke
01:31 - 01:34You said if we moved we'd get more members
01:34 - 01:37but we're losing them
01:37 - 01:40More members I can't even get a bloody pint
01:40 - 01:42But Sid it was your idea
01:42 - 01:46My Idea? Your's as well
01:46 - 01:48But Sid they didn't tell me they were refurbising
01:48 - 01:52You should have asked more questions then
01:53 - 01:54It's all your fault
01:56 - 01:57Let's leave the Wharf
01:57 - 02:00It's cheaper at The Fiveways
02:00 - 02:03We can do better
02:04 - 02:08Now we're just back where we started at the Rugby Club
02:08 - 02:13and they won't even put on a bar
02:14 - 02:16I need a pint when I play
02:17 - 02:21They've got sandwiches we've got crisps
02:27 - 02:29So anyone got an idea?
02:30 - 02:34Anything? Anything at all?
02:34 - 02:36Anyone got something?
02:41 - 02:42Pathetic..
02:43 - 02:47You all had so much to say before
02:48 - 02:53but everyone's gone quiet now
02:54 - 02:56Just leaving me to take all the stick
02:56 - 02:59Why no bar?
03:00 - 03:02Why don't we get butties?
03:04 - 03:07We'll go to the chippy on the way home
03:14 - 03:16We need new numbers
03:19 - 03:23I'll have to learn to play the bass
03:25 - 03:26That's all
03:31 - 03:33It's over.....We're screwed
03:40 - 03:46Do you think we could join Wigan?
03:46 - 03:49At least you can get a good pie there
03:53 - 03:56No, we've pissed them off