| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've just found out where they've been playing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First they went to Colwyn Bay then to Rainford Junction |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Apparently they went down a treat |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They played stuff that the audience liked and danced to. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they even had monkey noises |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Did they do Jambalaya |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | or You Are My Sunshine? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sid |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They did... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They did all new numbers that we can't play |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They even did one with an E chord |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not on the committee get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Colwyn Bay and Rainford |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I wanted to play them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They were prestigious gigs almost a tour |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No bass, No drums |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Only a baritone uke |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You said if we moved we'd get more members |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | but we're losing them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | More members I can't even get a bloody pint |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sid it was your idea |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My Idea? Your's as well |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sid they didn't tell me they were refurbising |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You should have asked more questions then |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all your fault |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Let's leave the Wharf |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's cheaper at The Fiveways |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We can do better |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we're just back where we started at the Rugby Club |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and they won't even put on a bar |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I need a pint when I play |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They've got sandwiches we've got crisps |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So anyone got an idea? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Anything? Anything at all? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Anyone got something? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Pathetic.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You all had so much to say before |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but everyone's gone quiet now |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Just leaving me to take all the stick |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why no bar? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why don't we get butties? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'll go to the chippy on the way home |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need new numbers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll have to learn to play the bass |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That's all |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's over.....We're screwed |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think we could join Wigan? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least you can get a good pie there |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No, we've pissed them off |
