| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir The El Guapo's have not lost yet |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Are you sure have they played The swaggy rose show yet? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Yes, they defeated them. 7-2 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They also defeated 2 fresh and USO's and now are in the championship |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Sir, i dont know how to inform you of this, but Joe Guerrero is playing for El Guapo |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | he is retired, nothing to worry about |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he wont get the ball passed to him |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, he has his jumper back |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And all his post up moves, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, he has hit 15 3's in a row |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has hit the game winning shot in the last 4 games |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I told you fools, not to let him play in this tournament, Excuse us |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You Water Heads!, i told you not to leave him open, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | When he is hot, he can hit from anywhere |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Yet you all prounce around like you got game! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You guys couldnt play defense if you life's depended on it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Your Mothers could play better defense then you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Maybe i should call your wife's in here to guard him, at least we would have a chance |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Ive told you time after time, when they drive stay on your man |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even if they score dont leave Guerrero Open! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, we have no one to guard him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You find someone, even if its that bum across the street |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, when he is on fire, there is no one that can guard him |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dont give me that, he is old, slow, with a name like joe |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And he runs like he's at a deer crossing |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You get me any brotha from the playground |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | from the hood that can slide they'rey feet! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you make him get in Guerrero's face |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then you can shut down El Guapo |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Because if you dont, if you dont |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Ill make sure to it, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | you will get your left nuts sliced off and i will hang them from my bumper. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What, are you all scrubs, scared |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Have some heart, grow some balls |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | stop thinking of yourself's, your stats |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and your team names, endorsements |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Im so tired of hearing, i want nicknames |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | When you should really take your games back to kmart |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I wanna be lebron and hot sauce, crying about every call. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then mumbo jumbo about your game is wet |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | guys taking it 1 on 3, Pass the Ball! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, he's not talking about james at least i dont think |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We cant stop Joe Guerrero...... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just cant believe how many weak players are in this tournament |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | that cant play defense |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Defense wins Championships |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You bring me every brotha, every wanna be. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | that has guarded Guerrero in this tournament. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and we will fry them in the gas chamber tonight. |
