| 00:00 - 00:03 | In two weeks time at EVO |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The tourney will be held in las vegas, around here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The place is filled with strips clubs bars and hookers for the players to indulge in while they're there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There will be free Mcribs for everyone, courtesy of Mr Wizard |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I just want Evo to hurry up and get here so I can scrub out a win free with scorpion |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Scorpion.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Scorpion has been nerfed in the latest patch. As has your alt, Black Adam |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | D2's have now been made viable... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks scorpion should be banned, kindly get the fuck out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought NRS learnt that premature patching leads to shit like kano |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHAT THE FUCK! I had it all planned out but now they go an "normalise" my character |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who dare does this without my permission. I bet it was GGA. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | VSM and the west would still mop the floor with them |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They are the best players in the US |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And now even REO, Maxter and Detroit will be sponsered by EMP/VxG |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My lord EMP is not a sponser it's a development brand |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FOOL! who even understands what the hell they do! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I apologize my lord but its hard to understand when triforce explains it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I should've known Triforce was behind this somehow |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK GGA |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We're going to get dominated now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We'll never hear the end of it when they beat us |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then that means we have to acknowledge them as the best and travel over to Europe |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This is why we can't have nice things |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now they will have three MK belts after they win the the battle and the tournament |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | PL is even arguing with Maxter while REO want's to back out because he's being emo |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This isn't even hype anymore. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not even 16 bit's and Brady's glorious hype commentary will make up for how bad the US is going to get blown up now |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Brady would probably drop sub again just to piss me off even further |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And wft is going on with REO that troll |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just because he didn't get top 8 at one tournament he's "washed up" now?!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Bullshit! People are even saying CDjr is also just because he didn't win MLG |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | America will tremble in defeat in two weeks |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why didn't we just put Brady in the team in the first place |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Tom even won the ft5 against denzell proving he's the best sub |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, mirror matches prove nothing but knowing the mirror matchup |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | FML. I'll just go back to my room and listen to more KTP |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Oh yeah, i forgot they stopped making them. FML |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Superman is our only hope now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The character I've always despised is the light at the end of the tunnel |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just tell everyone on the team to start using him and make sure they pick Fortress of solitude |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's no other way |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God help us all |
