| 00:00 - 00:03 | The current situation in the 60th is dull |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | with the disbandment of the NA company we lost half our number |
| 00:07 - 00:11 | However most EU members are still dench as fuck |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | But L'Aigle wont be anytime released soon. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Its alright, Shorty will come back and take care of it |
| 00:25 - 00:26 | Peter.... |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Shorty is... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Shorty is a Corporal in the 91st |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has decided to stay there. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | All K-KA members, please leave the room. |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | Shorty said he was only there to troll the 91st! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now he is going to stay there!? |
| 01:26 - 01:28 | This is an outrage |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | How the hell am i supposed to run this regiment now? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He was my second in command! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now my favorite Swede in the regiment is gone! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How will i get my canned elk shit now!? |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Peter, i can still send you the Elk feces |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | Shut the fuck up Sven! |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | You aren't dench enough! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Peter, its still the same stuff! |
| 01:48 - 01:50 | No it's not! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | If we weren't in the K-KA TS i'd ban you |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Demoted! |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | This game is incredibly stale... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Rifles can't attach bayonets... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | People can't block and get pwned by my sword |
| 02:08 - 02:10 | And they can't even release patches |
| 02:10 - 02:13 | Why the hell do people still play this shit? |
| 02:13 - 02:16 | People say its because of the community eh? |
| 02:17 - 02:22 | But the moderators on the forums are bigger dictators than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Atleast we still have Ysiri |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | But he plays WoW... |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | He is still dench though |
| 02:33 - 02:38 | But now i'm the only officer... |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | Don't expect me to promote any of you bellends! |
| 02:43 - 02:45 | And where the hell is Fidji!? |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | He isn't back either, that French bastard! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Thats the final straw.. |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | This just sucks monkey balls! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But i will never merge with the K-KA |
| 02:59 - 03:03 | The name Nr.60 is incredibly un-dench! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its alright Pride, we can still cultivate potatoes |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | This will be my worst summer yet |
| 03:18 - 03:23 | L'Aigle needs to be released soon... |
| 03:24 - 03:26 | And Sven... |
| 03:32 - 03:34 | Ni is sooo gonna ban you for the potato joke. |
| 03:40 - 03:44 | You can all look forward to demotions |
| 03:44 - 03:49 | I'm not very happy about this incase you haven't noticed |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | Get out, now. |
