00:00 - 00:03 | Ive made a list for SB revision |
00:04 - 00:05 | There are 25 lectures for Pensen |
00:05 - 00:07 | Harland and Bresnen. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell they also want us to learn the NICE guidance |
00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what the essay questions are going to be. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Thats ok, I'm not learning downing |
00:19 - 00:21 | I can't understand his slides anyway. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They've brought out the exam timetable |
00:34 - 00:36 | SB, PP and MC are all within the same week. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is on ACAPS, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Organising a huge clusterfuck of exams in the first week |
01:18 - 01:23 | And Pensen wants us to spend 5 hours on each lecture |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | There's way too much to learn in this amount of time. |
01:34 - 01:37 | All I want to do is revise! |
01:37 - 01:40 | but I have to complete fucking CPD reflections |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, CPD is important for professional development |
01:42 - 01:46 | No one learns from reflecting on reflections. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Your bringing shame to the profession |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care about the profession, my parents wanted me to be a medic anyway. |
01:53 - 01:54 | DAMMIT! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
01:57 - 02:00 | I Never understood the minocycline practical |
02:00 - 02:03 | I I don't understand anything about tetracyclines |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | I have to learn betalactams, aminoglycosides, sulphonamide, glycopeptides. |
02:14 - 02:16 | and all the modes of action. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Don't get me started on the OSCEs, how are we supposed to complete a PMR in 4 minutes. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Ive never had to do a resit so far. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Ive already booked my holiday for the summer |
02:34 - 02:36 | I was really looking forward to going to Disneyland. |
02:41 - 02:42 | practice guidance... |
02:43 - 02:47 | BOLLOCKS! Whose idea was it to have us mark each others work? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out of the window and turn us against each other |
02:54 - 02:56 | Mackridge couldn't even help! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, its only worth 2.5% |
03:14 - 03:16 | How am I ever going to get into 4th year |
03:19 - 03:23 | I was really looking forward to Cubbins botanical garden trip. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Its over. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Ill never get to work for Boots |
03:40 - 03:46 | Ill take a risk, Im just going to have to be selective with my revision |
03:46 - 03:49 | Then I may still stand a chance |
03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me my BNF. |