| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a problem Mein Furher |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are playing softball here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and here and Muscatine |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Black and Red Jerseys everywhere |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Stumbling here there everywhere. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who did they get on 3rd base? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have a look at the teamsheet |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have only got thet asshole Seabiscuit . |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and he may be throwing the ball. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you recieved a BJ off Seabiscuit leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They put their greatest player on the third base. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And he always wins them the game. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What if he's not Injured. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Were propper fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where will we ever find another number 10 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Someone who has a vision on the field |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Someone who has a shakey shoulder but plays on. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir he never buys a drink. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But the Ironpigs bought him loads of shit lager |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he is looking to go Pro Bowl |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Whos going to stick his name on the teamsheet |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not using my pencils you dont |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the Seabiscuit!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He cant even drive the tank since the DUI Ticket |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He has to walk to PSC Every fucking day |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole is driving around in his Black S10 Chevy no styling |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know he was a Ford kind of guy but..... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He beats his chest when he sees a Toyota Prius |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | She shouts buy an American car asshole. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Enough of this shit we have to play them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will play 2 Panzer Divisions at 3rd base |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Try putting grease on his shoes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do we think were fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Our plans are just blunt |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we have a strap on. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The softball games must be cancelled |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I wont be satisfied with a shut-out result |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Were fucked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we can go to war |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Invade Poland and forget Muscatine |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Pretend the driver got lost and we go back to Europe |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Seabiscuit on 3rd base .... no way |
