| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ive made a list for SB revision |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are 25 lectures for pensen |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Harland, and Bresnen. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they also want us to learn NICE guidance |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what the essay questions are going to be. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's OK I'm not learning Downing. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can't understand his slides anyway. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've brought out the exam timetable |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | SB, PP, and MC are all within a week. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is on ACAPS, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a huge clusterfuck of exams in the first week. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and pensen wants us to spend 5 hours on each lecture |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | there's way too much to learn in this amount of time |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All I want to do is revise! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but I have to complete fucking CPD reflections. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, but CPD is important for professional development. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to charge in and support something without aim? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your bringing shame to the profession |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont care about the profession, my parents want me to be a medic |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | dammit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I never understood the minocycline practical |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and I dont understand anything about tetracyclines |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have to learn, betalactams, aminoglycosides, sulphonamides, glycopeptides |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and all the modes of action. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Dont get me started on the OSCEs how am I supposed to do a PMR in 4 minutes? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ive never had to do a resit so far |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ive already booked my holiday for the summer |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was really looking forward to going to Disneyland |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | practice guidance... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BOLLOCKS! whose idea was it to have us mark eachothers work? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and turn us against each other. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Mackridge couldn't even help! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, its only worth 2.5% |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How am I ever going to get into 4th year, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was really looking forward to cubbins botanical garden trip. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ill never get to work for boots |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | IIll take a risk, Im just going to have to be selective with my revision |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then I may still stand a chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me my BNF... |
