00:00 - 00:03 | We have managed to turn an environmental protest into a riot |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have trashed |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We even broke into a mosque and desecrated it |
00:12 - 00:15 | threw rubbish inside it, even beer bottles. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good, continue for another 24 hours. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Then Erdogan must step down, right? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Erdogan... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Erdogan was democratically elected. He doesn't have to step down. |
00:34 - 00:36 | You got some bullshit legal advice. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who voted for AKP in the last three elections, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Of course he won't fucking step down! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Half of Turkey voted for him in the last election! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Fifty-fucking-percent! It was a fucking landslide! |
01:25 - 01:28 | How the fuck can we ever compete with that!? |
01:29 - 01:31 | We fucking jailed him; he got out! |
01:31 - 01:34 | We tried to close his party; it wasn't successful! |
01:34 - 01:37 | We provoked the military to take Erdogan down! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Erdogan fucking whipped the military! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, people just love Erdogan |
01:42 - 01:46 | But we fucking tried brainwashing them for 80 years! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, 1.3 million Turks were at his campaign speech! |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit if the whole of Turkey was there! |
01:53 - 01:54 | We are the elites! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We own this damn country! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Only we deserve to rule this country! |
02:00 - 02:03 | But fucking democracy is preventing us! |
02:04 - 02:08 | We hardly won a single election since Turkey became a democracy! |
02:08 - 02:13 | We couldn't win an election over sixty-fucking-years! |
02:14 - 02:16 | We tried every trick in the book to no avail! |
02:17 - 02:21 | If we can't get in power through democracy, then we will through riots! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Why am I kidding myself? |
02:30 - 02:34 | Erdogan has the heart... the heart of a fucking lion! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Millions of Turks support him! |
02:41 - 02:42 | We can't fool people... |
02:43 - 02:47 | No one buys our stories anymore; they even dare question kemalism! |
02:48 - 02:53 | "You can't fool us. We aren't in the '90s anymore" they say mockingly. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Like I am some sort of a retard. |
02:56 - 02:59 | But I would have showed it to them in the '90s. |
03:00 - 03:02 | I would have marched with tanks and hung Erdogan! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, senin kocan müftü. |
03:14 - 03:17 | I don't know why he isn't hanging me after all this. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Didn't you all say that he was a dictator? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Bullshit. |
03:31 - 03:33 | He is.. no dictator. |
03:40 - 03:46 | It is something we made up to turn people against him. |
03:46 - 03:49 | But no one is believing it. |
03:53 - 03:56 | That was our last hope... |