| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our catch reports have been steadily falling |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, we have lost members from here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they have been posting in another forum |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We believe it is called the lure forum |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Find out who has been posting there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And why they have left |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gee |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its worse than that |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have been fishing for wrasse |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and some of them have bought short rods |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has a rod under 9ft get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fishing for pot bait |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | with fucking fairy wands |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking idiots from fraggle rock |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They've caused this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll shove their HPR's up their fucking arses |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HRF, LRF, eging.... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All following like fucking sheep |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Gee, some people have been say wrasse fight harder than bass |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fight harder than Bass? What the fuck are you on? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Its true gee, they say a big wrasse really pulls back |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh do they? What do they know, I've caught fucking 1000's of bass |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | More doubles than I can remember |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm a fucking legend |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And they think they can just walk out on here |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and start fishing for all sorts |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Wrasse, pollack...fucking blennies! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Any twat can catch them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Where's the skill in that |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've spent years trying to be the most famous bass angler in the UK, and now they fish for wrasse |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Well we cannot tolarate it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I must get on the cover of sea angler again |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Henry must take my photo once more |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We must discredit red rods at every opportunity |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And belittle every newcomer with a question |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Whilst telling each other how great we are |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and we must make longer rods |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and cast even further |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he cannot really cast 100 yards |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They will get bored of HRF |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Fishing is not supposed to be fun |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Anyone who fished for gobies must be shot |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And if I see any ponces with tarty gear I will cut their balls off |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You must encourage them to come back |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | by lavishing praise on my god like abilities |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and fucking me up the arse |
