| 00:01 - 00:06 | So I heard your life was ruined by league of legends. |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | I heard that you have been turned into a fag. |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Nick, how about you tell us what happened. |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | It all started out in a match with all our friends. |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Bryant was Irelia, Kurt was Twisted Fate, and Jabari was sona |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sona you say...oh excuse me. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Well I got lucky and I randomly got a quadra |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | But once I got the quadra, one started running away |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | He started running bot lane |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | And Jabari stole my kill |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Im sorry, excuse me |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | So, your saying Kurt and Jabari stole your penta |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | Thats not funny, penta only come once in a lifetime |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | ok, im sorry. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | That was very rude of me |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | I heard this happened two times |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | yes, this time it was just Bryant, Jabari and David. |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | I was fiora that time. |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | I was going ham again. |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | I got a quadra |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | and david told Jabari to not let the fifth one get away. |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | So since jabari was Ashe, he one hit the fifth person. |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | And he stole my penta again. |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | I dont see whats funny |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | He stole my pentas two times in a row |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | It was like the next day |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | You went straight to my room to tell me |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I almost started crying |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | I was so close to getting one |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | excuse me, excuse me |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Im so very sorry |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | So what you are saying |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | is that Jabari stole your penta two times |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Oh, riot is that you, do you have something to say? |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | you can speak |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | I've decided to nerf Fiora |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | She is too powerful |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | But she is the only champ I know how to play |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Please dont do this to me |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | All you have to do is ult and you get a penta |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But I only know how to play over powered champs |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | I dont give a F*ck |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Learn to play champs that require skill |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | Instead of ones that can blow people up with one move |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Ever since that day bryant changed |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | He started running to other peoples lanes and feeding |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | Afterward he would say the everyone else sucked |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | Without the Fiora ult to carry him |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | He became "Bryant the fag" |
