00:00 - 00:03 | Seems you were spotted in Rivington St. again |
00:04 - 00:05 | Then you were thrown out of the Lib Dems.....here. |
00:05 - 00:07 | and here... |
00:08 - 00:12 | It's no good, Tom: they're closing in on you. |
00:12 - 00:15 | And copies of your Tweets were seen here in a stripper's house |
00:17 - 00:19 | But I tried to hide....behind others.... |
00:19 - 00:21 | There was a halitosis force field around me |
00:24 - 00:26 | Tom...yes... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Tom... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Your breath smells like the underside of a camels scrotum |
00:34 - 00:36 | Remember Tom: it's all that stuff you eat |
00:53 - 00:58 | Get me: olives, yoghurt, crisps and a bottle of vodka |
01:13 - 01:15 | They used to be my FRIENDS! |
01:15 - 01:17 | The FCA are on my back its from my FRIENDS! |
01:18 - 01:23 | The shits say Tiger paid me to say all that stuff! |
01:25 - 01:28 | My God....I need to call Tiger & Yu: it was THEIR idea! |
01:29 - 01:31 | they'll know how to hide my tracks |
01:31 - 01:34 | My cash is all in Greece and the olives are in a mess |
01:34 - 01:37 | The IoM has all my pension funds from the KPMG fraud |
01:37 - 01:40 | And not one of you bastards will get a penny! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Tom: I can explain who ratted on you |
01:42 - 01:46 | Bastard! Find who it was and make them tell the truth |
01:46 - 01:48 | Tom: it was the fat guy from Canada's fault |
01:48 - 01:52 | That useless bastard smells even more than I do |
01:53 - 01:54 | I can smell him from here! |
01:56 - 01:57 | WIth his camera and photos of me and that lady-boy |
01:57 - 02:00 | I wiped his pizza round the toilet bowl |
02:00 - 02:03 | there were LUMPS and hairs and rat shit all over it |
02:04 - 02:08 | and he reported me to Camden Public Health department |
02:08 - 02:13 | and I had to spend more on soap than I do on toothpaste |
02:14 - 02:16 | ALL I want is to scrape my teeth and have a drink |
02:17 - 02:21 | And Henry Mance is no better: crying off to his Jap bosses |
02:27 - 02:29 | I cant take it any more |
02:30 - 02:34 | I am a God: perfection embodied |
02:34 - 02:36 | A Greek God: honed to perfection |
02:41 - 02:42 | Whatever happens..... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Those BB morons will get whats coming to them.... |
02:48 - 02:53 | It's a SUPER HORROR what they're saying about me |
02:54 - 02:56 | Their lies and comments about my rotten teeth and boozing |
02:56 - 02:59 | I only drink when I'm awake...and there's the drugs |
03:00 - 03:02 | If it's the last thing I do I will prove I'm right |
03:04 - 03:07 | I know, Kate: he's nothing but a sick bully |
03:14 - 03:16 | The game is up.....the truth's coming out |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's...impossible to hide my lies any more |
03:25 - 03:26 | The game is up |
03:31 - 03:33 | That stock?......I'm going long |
03:40 - 03:46 | The bastards have too much money for me to short |
03:46 - 03:49 | And yes I know it means changing my mind again |
03:53 - 03:56 | Pass the drugs I need some more |