00:00 - 00:03 | We get on the open top bus here. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Go right around the city centre |
00:05 - 00:07 | In full view of the adoring public |
00:08 - 00:12 | Then get absolutely rat arsed at The Frog and Parrot |
00:12 - 00:15 | And dance the night away |
00:17 - 00:19 | I like it, but I'm not getting pissed |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'm on a promise, and I need to perform at my best |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
00:27 - 00:28 | Jeremy... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Jeremy Corbyn won the leadership election |
00:34 - 00:36 | He won by a landslide |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody but Tony,Mandy and Murdoch leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on ! |
01:15 - 01:17 | You told me Liz was a shoo in ! |
01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck did that old lefty get in ? |
01:25 - 01:28 | I'm going to look a right idiot |
01:29 - 01:31 | You told me the British public were fucking sheep |
01:31 - 01:34 | Oh there'll vote the way we tell 'em you said |
01:34 - 01:37 | I knew you'd fuck it up ! I should've let Harriet sort it |
01:37 - 01:40 | You couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Corbyn was so popular, we couldn't stop him |
01:42 - 01:46 | It was you job to make him unpopular,Tony ! You warmongering fool ! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, I feel that is unfair criticism - Liz was poor ! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you dare say anything against my Liz, you twat ! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I can't believe you messed this up |
01:56 - 01:57 | You were kicking against an open door ! |
01:57 - 02:00 | You just had to keep saying hard lefty |
02:00 - 02:03 | Unelectable, beardy weirdy marxist |
02:04 - 02:08 | I should have known you weren't up to the job |
02:08 - 02:13 | We'll get Lizzie in you said |
02:14 - 02:16 | You let me down you bastards ! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I should never have listened, been better off working with Stalin ! |
02:27 - 02:29 | What an absolute shower |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm so angry, I could invade a small country |
02:34 - 02:36 | Maybe privatise it's health service |
02:41 - 02:42 | No living wage |
02:43 - 02:47 | Or welfare benefits, especially for the needy and disabled. |
02:48 - 02:53 | That would serve 'em right turning down, my Lizzie |
02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe have the bedroom tax, on one bedroom |
02:56 - 02:59 | And no family allowance at all |
03:00 - 03:02 | In fact have a tax on all children |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you can always get sterilised |
03:14 - 03:16 | Still there is always the conservative party |
03:19 - 03:23 | Certainly Dave and Gideon have been more open to my ideas |
03:25 - 03:26 | Not forgetting Boris |
03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I can get Liz in there |
03:40 - 03:46 | Get Dave for me on the blower, tell him we need to talk |
03:46 - 03:49 | It's an offer he can't refuse |
03:53 - 03:56 | Liz is going to be pissed |