| 00:00 - 00:05 | We had a public meeting about this Brent Lea school thing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A "consultation" we called it |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | That was with the plebs |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I forgot to mention we'd already consulted with the developers |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They said why not build the school on the Acton Lodge site? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Apparently they had nowhere to walk their dogs |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | I said walk your dogs on the Acton Lodge site |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | You can walk them there, I said - |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Or the Pit Park in Isleworth |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | As long as they don't scare the horses! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Talking of the Pit Park, we've formed our Working Party |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Only three residents turned up to the first meeting |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Which isn't bad, considering we only invited five! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So the others complained to the Ombudsman |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We told the Ombudsman we already had our working party |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He was happy as a sandboy |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Here get this - we had a membership application from Simon Anderson |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Simon Anderson, I ask you |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | He doesn't even know the handshake! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | So we told Newcastle he'd been campaigning for the Tories during the election |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They wrote back to him saying you can't join, you worked for the Tories during the election |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Even the Tories thought that one was hilarious |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | A residents' campaigner wanting to join the Labour Party in Isleworth! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Now he's complaining about it on TW8.com |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We'll just keep schtum and not get involved like we always do |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | How many Labour voters read that site? |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Half of them can't read at all if you ask me |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | We're putting the Public Hall on the back burner for now |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Meantime we've got a masterplan for Redlees Park |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Sue's mate's got a kid with a motorbike who wants it for a race track |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | We're setting up a café and putting it out to tender |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | No, seriously, it's going to the most suitable bidder |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Some resident wrote to us asking what about a consultation |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I said wait until we've decided what to do with it |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Then we'll have a consultation. Only five residents who back on to it mind... |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | We'll form a working party! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | We can tell the Ombudsman we've got a working party |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We're in till 2018 I told them all |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | The Tories are happy in Chiswick, they won't be bothering us |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Our party might not even exist by then |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | If Corbyn wins the ballot we might have to join the Tories |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Then Simon can join the Labour Party in Isleworth |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | And make up his own funny handshake |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And hold his meetings in the Working Men's Club |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | If it's still there |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | You'd better not write all that down |
