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Peter Lawwell reacts to Mark Daly documentary
Peter Lawwell reacts to documentary about paedophilia at Celtic Park

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00:00 - 00:03Mr Lawwell, Jim Torbett's been arrested again...
00:04 - 00:05He's been hiding in America...
00:05 - 00:07But Mark Daly found him hiding there.
00:08 - 00:12Living with his Celtic boys Club boyfriend.
00:12 - 00:15Frank Cairney and Jim McCafferty have been arrested too.
00:17 - 00:19Mark Daly has made a documentary about it?
00:19 - 00:21It's ok, I'll phone the BBC and tell them not to air it.
00:24 - 00:26Mr Lawwell, Sir, it's already been on
00:27 - 00:28We're totally fucked this time...
00:31 - 00:33Everybody will know our dirty secret now
00:34 - 00:36Years of child abuse and cover ups...
00:53 - 00:58Right, everybody in the paedophile ring leave the room please...
01:13 - 01:15You fucking liars!! You're paedos too!!
01:15 - 01:17I thought this had been dealt with years ago??
01:18 - 01:23We paid Torbett off! He went to jail for fucks sake! A million pounds it was...
01:25 - 01:28We paid it into his Trophy Centre business to keep him quiet!
01:29 - 01:31Frank Cairney's my wee boys coach...
01:31 - 01:34They're going to find out we covered it up.
01:34 - 01:37Our board members were involved for fucks sake! The Kellys.
01:37 - 01:40The press will have a fucking field day with this...
01:40 - 01:42They'll find out how deep this thing goes...
01:42 - 01:46Our special friends Jimmy Savile and Cardinal Winning.
01:46 - 01:48I wrote to Jim'll fix it once...
01:48 - 01:52 We should be Invincible F.C but we'll be known as Paedophile F.C!
01:53 - 01:54Fucking idiots!!
01:56 - 01:57It was only a few wee boys for fucks sake
01:57 - 02:00I've spent millions on bringing Brendan Rogers here
02:00 - 02:03We've won the league at a canter, playing great football
02:04 - 02:08But all people will remember is that we're a bunch of kiddy fiddling nonces!
02:08 - 02:13The Rangers fans have been singing Big Jock Knew for years, but nobody listened!
02:14 - 02:16Now this Daly character has dragged up our sordid past...
02:17 - 02:21Is that not the guy we liked when he was telling porkies about the the Rangers tax case??
02:27 - 02:29If Cairney and McCafferty start talking...
02:30 - 02:34We're really fucked. Imagine the headlines. Celtic covered up child abuse!
02:34 - 02:36Big Jock really did know!
02:41 - 02:42They'll strip our titles...
02:43 - 02:47The fines will be enormous, never mind the compensation claims. We'll need to sell Dembele...
02:48 - 02:53I read in the Daily Record that he's worth 40 Million, that should cover the fines from UEFA.
02:54 - 02:56There'll be no 10 in a row...
02:56 - 02:59There'll be no Brendan fucking Rogers either, he'll be offski!
03:00 - 03:02We'll be lucky if we're not shut fucking down!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Bernadette, we'll go back on benefits again...
03:14 - 03:16Apparently Rangers had one over at Ibrox.
03:19 - 03:23But they fired him immediately and reported him to the police like we should have...
03:25 - 03:26Orange Bastards!
03:31 - 03:33What are we going to do now???
03:40 - 03:46We're going to need another cover up put into place, we'll need something to distract the press. Buy us some time...
03:46 - 03:49Hang on, is it not 50 years since we won the European Cup??
03:53 - 03:56Wheel out the Lisbon Lions...