| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we were driving by the LS HQ |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | When this GSF guy comes out of no where and crashed into us |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Then his car explodes and he gets out |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We ask him if he needs a lift... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | THE IDIOT SAID NO |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And starts moaning the shit out of everything. |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Almost shitting himself. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | So we just drive off. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And then he calls 911 for a Hit and Run. So we respond just to take a fucking piss |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | And when we arrive we point to Arslan and tell him to report us to him... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And then the guy goes fucking nuts |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And next thing I notice, he starts threatening us |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | So we arrest him as he starts moaning. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And then he starts shitting himself and starts talking about grammar. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | So I just throw him inside the rancher!! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And then he asks for an investigation |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | So we call [R*]Leroy |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And then the guy tells a whole novel about the crash and 2 lines about the damn suspection... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And he comes up with bullshit that he was in pain.... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | while in reality he was moaning like Arslan's pilot before resigning. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | So we start telling our side and he goes nuts again... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | talking shit about the crash instead of the suspection... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | So I take my radio and call Bass |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And when bass arrives he uses... "/me looks at Bass with pain" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And everyone is like "WHAT THE FUCK" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And then Leroy says "It's not my job to investigate these agents" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And the guys's still shitting about it... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And says he's going to sue us.... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | EVEN DOE I AM A CIVIL JUDGE |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | So he starts doing /me about his pain again.... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | And we just keep on laughing on /cb |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And then he asks Leroy to be his witness on the Internal Affairs Report |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And he says "No" |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And then he starts asking "Why, I told you everything" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And Leroy replies "I wasn't even there" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And I hand him a card... |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | ...And he was cuffed |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yea, he was cuffed |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He gets so fucking pissed and asks me if I am taking a mic |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | So I drop it on the desk... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Holy shit that guy didn't backed down |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what did he do next? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | He started telling the whole story again |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And Leroy tells him, he can't be released |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And then he says "I am going to take you to court" |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | So I hand him my Judge Card and walk off |
| 03:36 - 53:37 | And he says "Wait, is he a Judge?" |
