| 00:00 - 00:05 | Every year I come on Volnation |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And every year bang bang bang |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | its the same thing |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Vols fans say |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "We are going to win the SEC!" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The Vols! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Win the conference! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | They can't beat Vandy! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And they think they are #1? |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Their offensive and defensive lines |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | and how about those receivers? |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | you see how they catch, right? |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | like girls |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Exactly! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Just like girls |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And they think they can beat UF |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | or Georgia |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | South Carolina or Mizzou? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Their quarterbak is named Dobbs |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | That's the name of a butler!! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Their best QB ever is named after a girl! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Peyton! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And even he could never beat Florida |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So every year when I come on here |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I try so hard not to die laughing |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But its UT! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Kentucky will win the SEC before they do |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Tell you what |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Vols fans ought to worry first |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | about beating Florida |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The last time that happened |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Kids who are now |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | heading into the sixth grade now |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | hadn't even been born yet! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | A decade of losing |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I need to catch my breath here but every time I think about it |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Can't |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I can't stop laughing! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Volnation needs to get a group rate on counseling |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Maybe they |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | can recover if the Vols can at least beat Oklahoma |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | who is also terrible |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | And get into another Weedeater Bowl |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I do wish them luck though |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Maybe Fulmer will come back |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Can you imagine? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Fulmer to the rescue! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Fulmer to the rescue! |
