| 00:01 - 00:06 | Welcome to Nikon Nightly |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Our guests today are two very influential people |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | TrizzleDip and his wife GENERL ZOD |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Thanks for having us BAKERMAN 77 |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | We are happy to be here rep... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me... Continue |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | We are happy to be here representing permaburn party |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | hahahahaha |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | we would like to set the record straight, we are here to help Nikon become stronger |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | and the only way to do that is to tile hit as many people as we can |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | hahahahahaha |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | pardon me |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | and how does tile hitting people who are farming for resources help nikon? |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | hahahahahahaa |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | well isn't it obvious, if they don't have any troops, they cant die in KVK. |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | my apologies |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | so, farming doesn't help the kingdom be stronger? |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | and that farming during the week means they will lose troops in the KVK? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | That's exactly right. |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | asshole. |
| 01:17 - 01:18 | um hum |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | As my good friend cotton candy balls says |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | if they aren't stupid during the week, |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | they will be stupid during KVK. |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | our job is to out stupid them. |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | i'm not sure what is so funny. we own this kingdom. |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | we set the rules. we own KC. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | people fear us because we can zero anyone except for those we can't |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | ... |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | i dont know what is going on. Player 98 said this was going to be friendly |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | why don't they take us seriously |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | I'm really fucking sorry. Pardon me again. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | I'm sorry for losing my composure. |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Excuse me and these douchebags |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | ummm, so what you are saying is that |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | you in fact have pink fluffy balls in your larynx at this very moment? |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | ... |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | Yes I do and now they are empty and pissed off. |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | I suck off all my fighters before we rally |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | It is a very effective leadership technique. |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | lololololololol |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Zod and Quintessa take care of themselves |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't do anal to mouth like they prefer. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | I may be batshit crazy |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | but those guys invented the sport |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | of trolling KC while being ass fucked. |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | lets hear it four the smartest duo in the Kingdom |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | I think that went well. |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | You heard it here on Nikon Nightly |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | pb@ has won the kingdom and the rest of us |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | should just go home |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | Join us next week for "Making Kush and AIU look good. Life inside pb@" |
