Ellon Musk has a bad day.
227 views • 7/23/2015
Maybe Ellon Musk had this conversation internally with the higher ups at SpaceX.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Details on the cause of the SpaceX explosion have been leaked to the public. |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | The media organized by the United Launch Alliance.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ..have blockaded us here. |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | They are demanding Ellon Musk to make a press release about the discovery and admit defeat. |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | There is no way we can escape the media with our normal routes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well this explosion is about rocket science after all. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Naturally they probably heard something wrong about the engine... |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Well.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The engine... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Merlin D engine had nothing to do with the explosion. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Im afraid one of the contracted struts had failed |
| 00:52 - 00:53 | I knew this would happen so... |
| 00:54 - 00:54 | Get. |
| 00:54 - 00:55 | Out. |
| 00:56 - 00:56 | Now. |
| 00:57 - 01:05 | You Posers... |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | What the fuck are you all still doing here!!? |
| 01:14 - 01:18 | Everyone get the fuck out of here! |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | How the fuck did it fail- |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | All it fucking does is attach two pieces together!! |
| 01:24 - 01:26 | Why did nobody double check this? |
| 01:28 - 01:30 | Even Highschoolers double check their work! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Maybe the engineers need to go back to highschool to learn how to fucking double check. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We had fucking momentum and made so much progress! |
| 01:37 - 01:39 | But now we look like fucking amateurs! United Launch Alliance was right! |
| 01:39 - 01:42 | Ellon...I resent comparing us to highschoolers. |
| 01:42 - 01:44 | You resent!? Fuck you! |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | How much do I fucking pay you all! |
| 01:45 - 01:48 | Ellon, I graduated from a prestigious univers- |
| 01:48 - 01:51 | I will BURN your prestigious universities down with MY ROCKETS! |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | Nobody Fucking Cares! |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | You so called engineers don't understand Public Relations! |
| 01:57 - 01:59 | It's all about this company's image. |
| 01:59 - 02:01 | It's all about my Image. My fucking Iron Man Image. |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | Maybe I should hire double majors! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | People who understand rocket science but don't understand basic social etiquette... |
| 02:08 - 02:10 | ...are fucking useless to me! |
| 02:10 - 02:14 | Then we fuck up over something so stupid.... |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | You all got complacent! |
| 02:17 - 02:19 | I got soft with your complaints- |
| 02:19 - 02:22 | calling me a fucking Stallin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I would of double checked everything. |
| 02:30 - 02:31 | I have so much I want to do- |
| 02:31 - 02:34 | I want to change the world! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I can't do it by myself! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We are not Virgin Galactic. |
| 02:42 - 02:45 | Fuck that fucking Richard Branson! |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | He is the real fucking ameatuer! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will not be compared to him! |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | Nor will I have my SpaceX Rocket compared to that inferior Russian Anteres Rocket. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | An American rocket using a Russian rocket engine... |
| 02:59 - 03:01 | Years ago we hid under our desks from their rockets! |
| 03:01 - 03:03 | WTF! |
| 03:04 - 03:05 | It's not your fault... |
| 03:05 - 03:07 | Nobody told you to double check the contractors. |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | It's been over 40 years since we've been to the moon... |
| 03:18 - 03:23 | Nasa is bound to overcome politics and return some day... |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | ...maybe in our lifetime.. |
| 03:31 - 03:32 | Space... |
| 03:32 - 03:36 | ..it is our destiny... |
| 03:40 - 03:42 | Few times do you truly... |
| 03:42 - 03:44 | get to change your Destiny. |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | Very rarely do you get that chance to retry. |
| 03:46 - 03:52 | You must always be on guard or you'll miss it... |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | or regret forever... |
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