| 00:00 - 00:03 | The whole of artillery have been executed. |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | Malakith executed them for trolling Gaz's training |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 90 people from line just switched detachment. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Dusel has been executed for no reason. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Now for the highlight |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who got promotions? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Erm...Jeljer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | James.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | James just got promoted to private. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The reaction has been absolutely astonishing. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who said they'd recommend James, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you shitting me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck is this even fucking possible? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the hell has he even done for the regiment? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | His voice, just his fucking voice! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's the worst sound in the universe! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's like a choir of heavenly angels |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Being shot out of the sky! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How can Aztir do this to me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Everyone has to have an oppoutunity in the regiment. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh yes the communist bullshit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | James is an asset to the regiment |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | In what alternate fucking reality do you live? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don't get me started on his tking ability. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It makes me want to gas orphans! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And smother Goebbels children! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the constant irritating noises he makes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Asking for recommendations for promotion. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why is he kissing Malakith's arse! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the best bit is, no one wants him, so he has to go line! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know how much heroin it takes, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | just to make his voice stop... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Too many...just far too many... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Doombringer.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why is he fucking encouraging him to suck! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If this continues, we might have another Tom on our hands |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And that turned out great! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You know, sometimes I cry myself to sleep. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Because I know that James is still in the regiment. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry WDaedae, you'll be back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | One day he'll be colonel... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A plague will kill everyone except him... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And he'll just make himself colonel |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | WDaeDae will be Major.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And Alois and Tom get to be Captains.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And all of the 12 year old Americans will join the regiment. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God I hate James |
